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Hiya! I'm a gay, gothic prat who hides her debilitating fear of sharing her writing with the world behind dumb jokes. All my stories are gory and sweary and all my characters are morally grey if not downright evil. I hope to make a career as an author one day, even though I hold pens between my thumb and little finger and I'm too socially awkward to even talk to supermarket cashiers.

I hope you enjoy yourself on my page! If I may, I recommend my vampire novels (Eating Our Hearts Out, affectionately known by the slightly pirate-y name EOHO, and its prequel All the Devil's Greed) if you're after some good gory thrills. Yes, there's teenage romance, but NO, there's no sparkling. I swear.


  • Jem Wakefield

    mumbled "20k views!"

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    Ghost FreaksIn Tony Belgrave's final year of university, two film students come to him for help with a satirical sketch about TV ghost-hunters. He's not very creative...


    It's not that big of a deal that this book I've basically abandoned has reached 20k views, but I do feel like I've not been on the site much and I miss posting. I've been working on a whole bunch of really beautiful chapter illustrations (at least, they're beautiful by my low-ass standards for my own work) and I might share them on here if anyone would be interested, though it's kinda hard to upload art to books. I dunno. Anyway, have a good day! Jem :)
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    Can I just say what a brilliant idea this is?? I'm delighted to be the second applicant! As far as my application goes, I'd be happy for people to refer to The Biggest Freak in Duskwood or All the Devil's Greed if they'd prefer, but here are the two pieces currently under scrutiny:
    Eating Our Hearts OutScotty Matthews is an alcoholic. He should be used to waking up miles away from his university with his memory wiped, but this time feels different. Sunlig...

    Ghost FreaksIn Tony Belgrave's final year of university, two film students come to him for help with a satirical sketch about TV ghost-hunters. He's not very creative...

    I should add that many of my books are gory and scary; if you're sensitive to that, Ghost Freaks is the one you should go for. You can read the little trigger warnings at the start of each book for a more specific list. :)

    I can definitely work as a reserve if you need me.

    I can do writing-related stuff and of course create artwork. The artwork could probably extend to making covers too.

    So yeah! Sign me up!! XD
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  • Jem Wakefield

    mumbled "Anyone else been having problems with the cover editor?"

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    I changed the title of one of my books the other day, but the cover editor isn't letting me upload the cover with the new title on it, which is just marvellous. When I try to exit the editor to save the change it just freezes over and never finishes buffering. Is anyone else having this problem? Perhaps not, since I change my covers every five seconds unlike you normal folk. :P
    Bach Again
    1 months ago
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    Same here! I can't upload any covers (or change my profile pic)!
    John Bryan
    1 months ago
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    I know it hasn't work that since at least last Friday when I tried to upload a new cover. Someone in another mumble conversation about it said it had said something to do with aviary the photo editing software.

    I don't know if or when the problem will be fixed.
    Jadessa Crowe
    1 months ago
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    Mine also isn't working. I thought that it was my internet but I reset the internet connection and it hasn't been uploading any of my pictures for four days.
  • Jem Wakefield

    mumbled "15k views and also Merry Christmas!!!"

    1 months agoReply
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    Ghost FreaksIn Tony Belgrave's final year of university, two film students come to him for help with a satirical sketch about TV ghost-hunters. He's not very creative...


    The Ghost Experts hit 15k views today as if to verbally demand I hurry up and finish it. In other news, I hope you all have a fabulous Christmas!!
    Rain Evangeline
    1 months ago
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    Merry Xmas to you to! X
  • Jem Wakefield
    1 months agoReply
    Hiya! Is this still open? I'd really like some feedback on my stagnant Nanowrimo novel if that's okay? It's a little long but I promise it gets better towards the end :) :)
    Ghost FreaksIn Tony Belgrave's final year of university, two film students come to him for help with a satirical sketch about TV ghost-hunters. He's not very creative...
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    I know a lot of people have already done this, but I've decided to do it, too! Here you can request reviews for any of your stories, of any genre, and I will also review blogs, if asked. I provide honest,...
    Eileen Prince
    1 months ago
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    I've posted the chapter for your review! :)
    Jem Wakefield
    1 months ago
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    Thank you so much! You did a fabulous job with the review, and I'm glad it wasn't too much of a slog to read :) :)
    Eileen Prince
    1 months ago
    You're welcome!
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