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Hiya! I'm a socially awkward seventeen-year-old goth who writes supernatural horror-thrillers with buckets of blood and morally grey characters. I really want to become a published author, but before that happens, I need to tone down the cussing.

If you like vampires (the cool kind), I think you'll enjoy my most popular novel, EATING OUR HEARTS OUT, and its prequel, ALL THE DEVIL'S GREED. They're really really good, I promise. My Mum said so.

My other three novels are pretty janky, but THE BIGGEST FREAK IN DUSKWOOD is fun if you like action and monster-hunting, MONSTERS AND MACHINES is sort of okay for anyone who likes zombie/alien apocalypse stuff, and THE GHOST EXPERTS is passable if you like spookiness and an excess of cussing and arguing. (I'm just kidding. Please don't read that one. I just keep it on here cos it's got a pretty cover.) There's some other stuff too, but I wouldn't worry about that too much.

Okay, bye! :)

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    mumbled "Several new chapters!!"

    The Ghost ExpertsTony Belgrave’s fascination with ghosts and demons was one of many secrets he hid till he left for university. In his final year, two film students come...


    I didn't check the quality before hitting Publish, as per usual. ;D
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    mumbled "New chapter!"

    The Ghost ExpertsTony Belgrave’s fascination with ghosts and demons was one of many secrets he hid till he left for university. In his final year, two film students come...


    This chapter's the one where the love interest is introduced. Next chapter promises to be even more delightfully awkward. Watch this space ;D
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    mumbled "New short stories! :)"

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    The DummyLeila is on permanent leave from the army after losing an arm and a leg in a terrible accident. She's going mad with nothing to do, and more infuriating...

    Broken DollsYou can only guess at what goes on in a woman's house. You'd barely dare to dream of what goes on in a witch's basement. (This is a super-super short...

    11:57It's three minutes to midnight, and in the darkness of her bedroom, Sophy stands over her sleeping boyfriend. She's waiting for midnight, when, just like...


    Morning everyone! :) *checks clock* Wait, shit, it's one in the afternoon. ANYWAY, I know I should be working on my nanowrimo novel, and I promise there'll be at least one new chapter up today, but back in the summer, I went a bit short-story mad and never thought to post them. There're three new short stories up on my profile now if anyone would like to read something creepy and quick. One's a LONG one about black magic, one's a super-short one about black magic, and the last one's about demonic possession. Sorry for the notifications. XD Have a good day! Jem :)

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    mumbled "Nanowrimo bandwagon entry!! :)"

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    The Ghost ExpertsTony Belgrave’s fascination with ghosts and demons was one of many secrets he hid till he left for university. In his final year, two film students come...

    Hallo! I can't help but notice my two Nanowrimo buddies beat me to the punch on this one, and I'm sure their stories are ten times better, especially since I wrote these two new chapters in the midst of a fever. My sick day means I wrote nearly 10,000 words, including TWO descriptions of devastatingly hot men, which my gay male protagonist loved and my lesbian ass abhorred. It also means my throat hurts and my head's swimming like I'm drunk and everything sort of looks pinker than usual, but also greener. For a short summary, this is a book about the six members of a phony ghost-hunting YouTube series as they travel to spooky places in order to lie to the world, frequently getting more than they bargained for. The protagonist is also transgender (ftm) and there's plenty of relationship drama to boot. Check it out! And be sure to check out any other Nano novels you can find too- they all sound AH-MAZE-ING. Night, everyone! Jem :)
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