If _ Had Facebook

What if certain series had Facebook?

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1. The Hunger Games 1

KATNISS: Getting so cozy tonight.

CATO: We've been looking all over for you. You might as well give up. We Careers are bound to find you sooner or later.

KATNISS: Well, at least I know what hottie I'm sleeping with tonight. Can you say the same?

GLIMMER: He totally can.

GALE: Who is the lucky man, milady?

PEETA: Who's asking?

RUE: Hi.

GLIMMER: ...

CATO: WTF KATNISS!

PEETA: THAT'S SO WRONG!!!

KATNISS: Homophobic much?

GALE: She's, like, 9 years old!

CATO: And all this time I thought you were into Glimmer...you never seemed to "like-like" Gale for a second.

KATNISS: I'm sorry, what?

CATO: It said in your journal that she's "tall", "lush", and "sexy all the way." And you've never said shit like that about Gale.

KATNISS: This can be explained...

CLOVE: I'm starting to feel inspired.

CATO: FUCK!

CLOVE: What?

CATO: Who are you a Lesbian for?

CLOVE: No one! I'm hella straight! I kill teenage girls in my spare time!

CATO: I don't even want to know what you mean...

CLOVE: Put all fear and ellipses aside. We've known each other for years. Wanna share something worth rubbing in Glimmer's face?

CATO: That does sound appealing...

HAYMITCH: Miss Everdeen and Mellark! You know this is a public thread, right? Unacceptable!

MARVEL: Finally decided to come out of the closet, have you?

HAYMITCH: I swear to Christ you are getting shot tomorrow and I will not change my priorities until you drown in your worthless blood just for saying that.

KATNISS: No worries, Haymitch, I got ya covered.

GLIMMER: FML

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