Pasta Song Parodies

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5. Sauce Platte - Pasta Mafia

 

 

 

Originally Drop It Like It's Hot by Snoop Dogg

 

Sauce
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With utensils in the hand,
It's Pasta Mafia
It's Pasta Mafia
It's Pasta Mafia
We only wear chef uniforms,
It's Pasta Mafia
It's Pasta Mafia
It's Pasta Mafia
And with Spaghetti on our rings,
It's Pasta Mafia
It's Pasta Mafia
It's Pasta Mafia
I got the stove on high and with these skills we're making millions,
The chances of you joining are one in a billion

Uh! I don't got time, gotta deal nice,
See this ziti, see these pici?
We deal in mean amounts, and offer nice discounts,
That is way cheaper than the premium,
Don't cross me, unless you want to end up,
More overcooked than my supply of mandala,
I can leave you boiled, giving you the heads up,
See these customers, they be linin' down the block,
Boys wit a strap, They be watching for the cops,
For this shady business can also get spicy and torrid,
So don't expect all this luxury shit to come close to easy, 
We only come weekly,
And with all the green we get we'll only get measley, 
But it doesn't matter, it is our life,
Having pride, Living in white,
And it will have you begging and craving more,

With utensils in the hand,
It's Pasta Mafia
It's Pasta Mafia
It's Pasta Mafia
We only wear chef uniforms,
It's Pasta Mafia
It's Pasta Mafia
It's Pasta Mafia
And with Spaghetti on our rings,
It's Pasta Mafia
It's Pasta Mafia
It's Pasta Mafia
I got the stove on high and with these skills we're making millions,
The chances of you joining are one in a billion

I'm a five star, in the top class
Sauce Platte Delight, the kitchen is my game
I keep my special tools nearby on the clock,
Because on these city streets, trouble's shimmering
For all I know our boss might be getting defamed 
And we won't stop on taking back his good name
"Never!" "No!" "It's not so!"
S- bringing you the 'auce, To top it all off
It has flavour, time saver, all for a low price,
See I specialize in making only the best tasted
So bring your friends, be sure to keep secrets
The police might always be here, checking twice!
It'll be much wasted, getting confiscated
And the arrests would be very widespread
Waiting to get bailed out, to taste the gluten again,
S in the kitchen, making all of you a snack

With utensils in the hand,
It's Pasta Mafia
It's Pasta Mafia
It's Pasta Mafia
We only wear chef uniforms,
It's Pasta Mafia
It's Pasta Mafia
It's Pasta Mafia
And with Spaghetti on our rings,
It's Pasta Mafia
It's Pasta Mafia
It's Pasta Mafia
I got the stove on high and with these skills we're making millions,
The chances of you joining are one in a billion

I don't have time, for all of these hoes
It's a living, working for the pros
Of course it's tough, The business is rough
Smell this dish, It's not enough
To work as a layman or even a star
The spaghetti dream, is for the true chefs
Oh sorry do you have a problem with that?
Time to call on my bros it's time to get at!
We retreat, leaving cheese behind
All for a message, of disrepectin'
The pasta mafia, they'll be resenting
We came here to make funds while you came to refund
We can roll you, cook you then shook you
Then devour the noodles of your wasted life
Eat while it's fresh, or get lost
Don't want to deal, you're currently not on defrost.

With utensils in the hand,
It's Pasta Mafia
It's Pasta Mafia
It's Pasta Mafia
We only wear chef uniforms,
It's Pasta Mafia
It's Pasta Mafia
It's Pasta Mafia
And with Spaghetti on our rings,
It's Pasta Mafia
It's Pasta Mafia
It's Pasta Mafia
I got the stove on high and with these skills we're making millions,
The chances of you joining are one in a billion

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Sauce

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