Pasta Song Parodies

Songs from a variety of genres, new and old, all cooked up with fresh themes of pasta! Feel free to request songs!

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15. Pasta! At the Restaurante - Pasta/Noodles/Spaghetti

 

 

Originally Girls/Girls/Boys by Panic! At The Disco

 

Don't wanna hear you stopped eating gluten
Because it kills my digestion
But if you change your ways, you know where I stay
Inside Olive Garden, Feasting
Fresh Linguini
'Cause I don't associate with non-eaters

And never did I think that there
Could exist pasta posers like you,
Unless you fancy noodles then just move along 

Gnocchi, Paccheri
Rotini and Ziti,
And never did I think that you
Would have ever been a non-eater
Pici and Fettuccine
But where was the gluten?

Why, were you always decieving me
A Fusilli facade
Is what you put on
But if you change your ways, you know where I stay
Yeah if you change your ways, you know
Where I stay
'Cause I never date spaghetti shams like you

And never did I think that you
Would have ever been a non-eater
Never knowing the goodness of true gluten 

Gnocchi, Paccheri
Rotini and Ziti,
And never did I think that you
Would have ever been a non-eater
Pici and Fettuccine
But where was the gluten?

It's not called spaghetti unless there is 
Nutrition
Nutrition that includes more than carbohydrates 

All spaghettini
Even spaghettoni
Gnocchi, Paccheri
Rotini and Ziti
And never did I think that you
Would have ever been a non-eater
Pici and Fettuccine
But where was the gluten?

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