The Club

"The Club" A group of Old pensioners meet up each lunch time to have a drink and play cards and gamble on the horses. read the comic exploits as the men try to out do each other


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THE CLUB

 

 

 

DICK:

‘No, but it stands to reason if you don’t get members through the door then the club will close anyway. I would rather the club sold cheaper beer and remain open than end up closing. We lost a lot from this club when they stopped the free beer tokens, now the members get nothing.

 

IAN:

That’s right it’s only life members who get the tokens now. I’ve spoken with lads who now drink in the “Labour Camp” they say it was because the club put the block on the free beer tokens that they stopped coming.

 

LARRY:

‘I get my tttokens so I‘m not bbothered about anyone else.’

 

NIC SHOUTS OVER FROM THE SNOOKER TABLE

 

NIC:

Alright for you, Larry you old fart, we deserve free beer as well we are members too.

 

ALAN:

‘You all get something; we knocked ten pence off a pint of beer or lager for a month.’

 

DICK:

‘Do you know how many pints members have to buy to get the equivalent of the free beer tokens they used to get?

 

LARRY:

‘Nnno but I bet your going to tttell us.’

 

DICK:

‘It works out at over seventy pints.’

 

IAN:

‘Never mind that you old fart; Dick go on tell us.’

 

LARRY:

 ‘Who you calling an old fart, your older than me aren’t you?

 

IAN:

‘Yes but I don’t go off on one like you, trouble with you is you don’t care about anyone else but your self.’

 

LARRY:

‘Listen I have been a member of this club for over thirty years, I earned my life membership and my free beer tokens.

“Julie, another pint of John Smiths, when you’re ready love.”

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