The Club

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"The Club" A group of Old pensioners meet up each lunch time to have a drink and play cards and gamble on the horses. read the comic exploits as the men try to out do each other


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THE CLUB

 

 

 

JULIE:

‘Last orders gentlemen!

 

AlAN:

‘Same again lads?

 

LARRY:

‘I’ll have a double mmmalt wwwhiskey.

 

ALAN:

‘You bloody well would wouldn’t you.’

 

CUT TO

 

ALAN GOES TO THE BAR, ORDERS THE DRINKS AND TELLS JULIE TO GET ONE FOR HERSELF.

 

LARRY:

‘Nnnot a bad aaafternoon’s work I’d say llads.’

 

 

ALAN RETURNS WITH THE DRINKS AND SITS BACK IN HIS SEAT.

 

IAN:

‘Are you all out tonight then lads?

 

DICK:

‘Do snails trail there arses along the ground?

 

IAN:

‘I take that as a yes then.’

 

DICK:

‘I’ll be in around nine O’clock after I’ve had a kip and a bite to eat.

“Wor’ lass has made me a nice Shepherd’s Pie, so I will be having that for my tea.

 

ALAN:

‘Fish and chips with mushy peas for me tonight I think.’

I’ve got to be in tonight as I’m concert chairman and I’m doing the bingo calling as well.’

 

JULIE:

‘Time gentlemen please!

 

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