Papsketti

Papyrus wants the spaghetti, but at what cost?

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16. SweatSketti

Then you can eat my pasta

And you can tell your friends

This tortellini is godsend,

Girl, have all the ziti,

'Cause this fork’s one you’ll hold

Enwrapped around my orzo,

So, baby, eat my...

 

After shitting around at the casino, the blimp quickly deflated and our fellow m8s crashed into the concert building. The auditorium was starting to fill up which pleased Ricegum. Papyrus almost thought he saw money signs in the dead meme's eyes but perhaps it was only an echo.

 "Alright, Imma get my swag band gear." Jacob tells him like a normie and walks to the back of the stage. Jojo Siwa joins him.

 "I can't WAIT to spread our message aND booGIE!" Papyrus happily says while admiring all the pretty scenery.

 "Yeah... right." RG says before going backstage too. Papyrus follows suit.

 "What a lovely suit!" He admired his sudden costume change while looking at his new tuxedo with cringey emojis and supreme logos plastered all over the neon green. His other friends were wearing equally awful looking tuxes and Jojo was decked out in a pink glittery Supreme dress and was wearing one of the craziest bows of all time. It was so crazy that upon first notice Papyrus mistaked it for a loofah.

 "Okay let's get this show on the road, you guys." Jacob says and they all went out on stage to their admiring fans. The stage was already set up in various brightly colored objects and in the center was a plain chair that was tied to the ceiling.

 "What's the chair for?" Papyrus wonders. 

 "You'll see." Jojo pushes him into the chair as Jacob and Ricegum began tying him to the chair. 

 ":0" Papyrus emotes as the crowd cheered with amusement. Ricegum goes up to the microphone.

 "Welcome to tonight's show, ladies and gentlemen." He says as Papyrus just watches him with a poker face. RG looks pleased as he sees Jacob and Jojo carrying in an huge gun. It was like a bazooka but with less Eurobeat. Rice grabs the gun.

 "You may have heard of a skeleton going around declaring that pasta be brought back into the country." He says as his followers kept recording the scene on their IPhones. "He claims that spaghetti could bring back world peace and shit."

 "RicegumWouldNeverDoThisThough." Paps quickly says as the other two lackeys disappear behind the stage. RG ignored what was just said and kept strutting around the stage with the gun. 

 "And with this gun, We can finally get rid of people like this forever! We don't need these plebs telling us that gluten is good for us!" 

 "You are wrong, everyone knows spaghetti is- WOAH!" The chair was suddenly hoisted up which made Papyrus get boofed by a wooden support beam. The chair did several 180s in the air as Ricethumb aimed the gun at the ground in front of him. He pulled the trigger and the gun begins to form a portal from out of nowhere. It did not contain lying cakes or lemons, much to the audience's disbelief.

 Jacob Sartorius and Jojo Siwa began singing along to a dark reprised mashup of Sweatshirt and Boomerang, which made the portal growth expand faster. All Papyrus was worried about was the lack of spaghetti protests.

 "B-BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GLUTENY GOODNESS?!?" Papyrus wondered while hanging upside down.

 "What ABOUT it, bruh?" Jacob asks mockingly.

 "Yeah!" Jojski agrees with Jacob too. Ricebum began to evilly laugh like a cliche.

 "Any last words, Parsnips?" He questions while looking up at the brave skeleho.

 "ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS, SPAGHETTI DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE BANNED! I KNOW YOU NONBELIEVERS CAN CHANGE SOMEDAY, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND IT IN YOUR HEARTS TO ACCEPT THE LORD AND SAVIOR THAT IS THE PRECIOUS PASTA!" Papyrus lectures angrily. "AND IT'S PROFESSOR GLUTEN PENNE ROTINI LINGUINE FUSILLI PAPYRUS!"

RiceNo just pshted at this verbal propaganda and Jacob magically teleported to the wooden support beam to cut the rope. Papyrus screamed as he fell into the portal which closes up soon after. The audience cheers as all three douches bow from preforming their magic trick.

 "Now, who wants to hear my new single, Frick da Police?" Riceshit smiles evilly as they all have a groovy concert well into the night.

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