Prodigy's Life in Vague, Enigmatic, Slightly Confusing Terms

This diary does not (entirely) reflect my life, but perhaps my sole purpose of living: to have you leave more confused than you came in. Everything within is the truth, if you can manage to decipher it. Viel gluck, meine landeskunde.


17. Wednesday, May 20th.

Today I sat through the most boring three hours of my life. 


In other news: I'm writing this from the afterlife in which I went to hell because of the absurd amount of Illuminati jokes I made during mass. I ought to apologize for insinuating that religion is a cult in more ways than one, but I won't. 

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