Prodigy's Life in Vague, Enigmatic, Slightly Confusing Terms

This diary does not (entirely) reflect my life, but perhaps my sole purpose of living: to have you leave more confused than you came in. Everything within is the truth, if you can manage to decipher it. Viel gluck, meine landeskunde.


179. Tuesday, March 15th.

Hi, friends. Normally, I don't give advice because.... well I'm totally unqualified. However, I feel like this piece of advice is rather incontrovertible. The advice is this: 


Do not, under any circumstances, walk unbidden into the classroom of someone with whom you've spoken at most 4 times, in the middle of their class, wearing a banana suit with the intention of "making them laugh." And, should you ignore this advice, don't wonder why they didn't laugh.


It's because you're an idiot and rather creepy. That's just all. 


Okay? Okay, cool.

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