Prodigy's Life in Vague, Enigmatic, Slightly Confusing Terms

This diary does not (entirely) reflect my life, but perhaps my sole purpose of living: to have you leave more confused than you came in. Everything within is the truth, if you can manage to decipher it. Viel gluck, meine landeskunde.


58. Tuesday, June 30th.

We had four goals today: learn Israeli knife fighting, eat, play monopoly, and capture the flag. In the end, we only succeeded in eating. It turns out, Israeli knife fighting is more boring, less fighting; Monopoly takes an eternity; and we managed to not capture what was not actually a flag. I deem the day a success.

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