Prodigy's Life in Vague, Enigmatic, Slightly Confusing Terms

This diary does not (entirely) reflect my life, but perhaps my sole purpose of living: to have you leave more confused than you came in. Everything within is the truth, if you can manage to decipher it. Viel gluck, meine landeskunde.


72. Tuesday, July 14th.

Dressing like a cow has fed me for an entire day.


Levi and George left today. It was unexpectedly sad. 


I feel like I should come with a handbook. Like, when you first meet me, I should hand you a pamphlet that says, "If I do this, this, or this, that means I want to be your friend. If I do this or this, that means I dislike you and please never talk to me again. If I do this, it means that I like you, but do not under any circumstances express your emotions..." etc. That would be helpful, I think, to other people.

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