Prodigy's Life in Vague, Enigmatic, Slightly Confusing Terms

This diary does not (entirely) reflect my life, but perhaps my sole purpose of living: to have you leave more confused than you came in. Everything within is the truth, if you can manage to decipher it. Viel gluck, meine landeskunde.


91. Sunday, August 2nd.

Today I parasailed a stuffed animal behind a motor boat, built a raft entirely out of water bottles and floated on it, and water skiied while dressed as an Elopus (Elephant/octopus hybrid). Unfortunately, I later found that only 1/3 of those might get us any points for GISHWHES because I didn't know that the last two needed videos and we only took stills :/

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