Prodigy's Life in Vague, Enigmatic, Slightly Confusing Terms

This diary does not (entirely) reflect my life, but perhaps my sole purpose of living: to have you leave more confused than you came in. Everything within is the truth, if you can manage to decipher it. Viel gluck, meine landeskunde.


20. Saturday, May 23rd.

It seems that through an odd distortion of time, I have ended up a thousand miles from home and confused as to what day it is. This is very odd, but not entirely alarming. And so begins what promises to be a very....interesting week.


For all those of you who want a reason to rip your heart out and throw it from a fast moving vehicle while sobbing and tearing your hair out, read the masterpiece that is The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller. It's well worth the pain. 


Update: hahahahahaha my life is a joke

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