Prodigy's Life in Vague, Enigmatic, Slightly Confusing Terms

This diary does not (entirely) reflect my life, but perhaps my sole purpose of living: to have you leave more confused than you came in. Everything within is the truth, if you can manage to decipher it. Viel gluck, meine landeskunde.

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184. Friday, April 29th.

When I got a package notification that there was something for me to pick up that I wasn't expecting, I had a few guesses about what it might be. I thought maybe I'd ordered a t-shirt from a pre-order campaign, or my parents had mailed me something from home, or that I'd impulsively bought something online as I'm prone to doing. I wasn't worried.

 

 

 

I don't think any part of me expected to rip open the envelope and find an eggplant.

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