Pirate Assassin Interrogation

What would you ask Movella's best (and only) Pirate Assassin? (Cover by the awesome Secrets Unfold)


7. M.A Raven

1- If you were stuck on a desert island, what book would you have? (You can't have How To Build A Raft!!)

That's a good question. Probably not a book that would help me in that predicament. Most likely The Hunger Games. I can read that over and over and not get bored with it. Or the Lord of the Rings, since I love Tolkien. Or a Dictionary, seeing as I probably wouldn't be able to finish it, and so I'd always have something to do.

2- Which Disney film is your favourite?

I'm torn between the Lion King and Mulan. Interesting fact, the Lion King always makes me cry when Mufasa dies; but I don't laugh harder in any Disney movie than I do in Mulan. It has the best Disney song;
“Let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns.
Did they send me daughters, when I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met, but you can bet before were through:
Mister, I'll make a man out of you!
Tranquil as a forest, but a fire within.
Once you find your centre, you are sure to win.
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot - and you haven't got a clue:
Somehow, I'll make a man out of you.
To be a man: we must swift as the coursing river,
With all the strength of a great typoon,
With all the might of a raging fire -
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
You're not ready for the rage of war,
So pack up, go home, you're through:
How could I make a man out of you?”
Did I just type that all out? Yes, I did xD.

3- How do you become a Pirate Assassin? It sounds like fun XD

Well, first you would need to find passage to the beginning of the eighteenth century (we can use my time-machine if you like). You would have to fight in the Anglo-Spanish wars as a privateer - a sailor that robbed enemy ships in times of war (if you're a woman, you'd have to pose as a man. True story. Famous female pirate Mary Read did this). Then you would have to be one of the three-fourths that got sacked after the wars ended and live in the Caribbean. Then you would have to meet a famous pirate to train you - presumably Ben Hornigold, Edward Teach (Blackbeard) or Calico Jack.
Then you've got the pirate thing out of the way.
Following this, you must meet an Assassin (deriving from the video game Assassin's Creed, but let's just pretend that all of that really did happen. You'll just be disappointed otherwise) such as the aforementioned Mary Read (who may be posing as James Kidd) who you can find on an island named Nassau in the Bahamas, or a man named Ah Tabai who you can find on an island just off the coast of Yucatan. Depending on the time period, you may also become an Assassin through a man named Edward James Kenway, captain of a ship named the Jackdaw, who you'll most likely find in Nassau or New Inagua, or another man named Adewale, who is Edward's quarter-master.
Simple enough, eh?

4- Have you ever Googled yourself on Google?

A few times, yes. I'm happy to report that when I do search for myself, I usually find myself on the first page.

5- Whats the weirdest thing you've ever done?

I don't know xD. I do a lot of weird things, so it's hard to decide... Just trust me on this, if you meet me, I'm the weirdest person you will ever meet.

6- Have you read Fault In Our Stars/seen the movie?

Erm...no. I don't really plan to. Romance isn't really my genre, to be honest. a) Because it just reminds me how much my love life sucks and b) Because a lot of these stories are like hyperbolised rather than realistic.
I still can't get over how stupid I felt after watching Titanic. Everyone else was sitting there crying. I was sitting there thinking “They only knew each other for like three days, its an infatuation, not love”. Of course, I didn't say as much. Someone might have chosen to kill me.

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