Harry Moffer & the Dumbest Story Ever

The story is nothing more than a full-on parody of the Harry Potter books, but this time, all references to magic are removed and replaced with nothing more than blatant realism. 14-year-old Harry Hames Moffer is an orphan living with his paranoid relatives when he is invited to attend Warthogpox High School. Harry meets Pun Teasley and Hildegarde Lamer, and they investigate the unpopular Larry Dobber books, which Hollyword could turn into a movie if they don't act fast.


1. Disclaimers and other Obligatory Mumbo-Jumbo

This is a work of parody. Any similarities, without satirical intent, to any copyrighted characters/materials, or actual persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental. This book hasn't been (and probably never will be) endorsed by J. K. Rowling, Scholastic Books, Warner Brothers, or any entity that has a copyright or license to the Harry Potter books or movies. There is no connection between the author of this story and J. K. Rowling, Scholastic Books, and Warner Brothers.

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