Harry Potter jokes

The Quaffle is red
Ravenclaw is blue
Insult Harry Potter
And I'll crucio you!

Wand tickling HP jokes that will only make sense to Potterheads
*found some from the Internet*
(C) Copyright


8. Joke 8

 Hermione went to Madam Pomfrey with uncontrollable hiccups to see if she could do something to stop them. Madam Pomfrey examined her all over and then pronounced gravely, 'I got news for you, Miss Granger. You''re pregnant.' At that news Hermione fainted on the spot, and when she finally came round a few minutes later she asked 'Oh, dear - am i really pregnant?' - 'Of course not!' she said 'But it has cured your hiccups, hasn't it? 

Join MovellasFind out what all the buzz is about. Join now to start sharing your creativity and passion
Loading ...