How to be a Presdient

The Do's and Don'ts of how to be the perfect President!


2. Getting people to like you.

In order to get elected you need to get people to like you. So, you can tell. People that you will:

'Be honest and truthful and make sure everybody has equal rights and BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!'

Nobody wants that!!!

So here is the right way to do it:

' My dear people of whatever county this is.... You know and I know that everybody in this room would prefer free food, but we have to think of the grumpy people who think the country need an economic boost, so I will sorta give you what you want... FREE OREOS FOR EVERYONE!

Yes, my dear people, it is true! After six hours of being held hostage, the people at Oreo finally agreed to free Oreos. But! That is not all. Oh no. I will also give everyone the right to take the WHOLE bowl full of free samples that supermarkets offer! Thank you my dear people of Anar... No wait, Amar.. No... Ughhh, forget it. Peace!'

So, there you go, you be a president in no time if you just do it the right way.

Goodbye, and Goodnight


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