Just whatever rants come to mind. This seems to be a great way to vent.


21. Contamination

I wish that the One Direction fan-fics would stay romances. Just plain-out, ditzy girl meets brainless boy singing group member and they fall in love. Why do people have to contaminate other genres with the filth?


I sincerely question the sanity of people that imagine up a red-eyed Harry, who claims that he thirsts for a girl's blood. You know what I would do then? No, it's not fall in love with him. I would take a garland of garlic, which I would (with great difficulty), wrap around his neck tightly. As he writhed in pain I would get out a wooden stake and hammer it into heart. For good measure, I would behead him, stuff the space with garlic and then place the head back. I got that idea from "Dracula" by Bram Stoker by the way.


In all seriousness, the whole genre contamination thing is becoming a real nightmare. There are so many mumbles out there asking "Should I make a One Direction vampire fan-fic?" or "Werewolf fan-fic?" or whatever else. I want to comment, I truly do. Yet I don't trust myself to say something civil. I know, cowardly, but I haven't been reported before and I don't want to be in the future. It's the reason that the targets of my ire are referred to in such a vague way in this movella.


Then there's the other menace, people making ones with 1d as royalty. That is just so ridiculous I don't know whether to laugh or vomit. Prince Harry, with a regal gold crown perched on top of his chocolate curls. Kill me now, before that fan-fiction does.


And then there are the other ones, that are if you can believe it, even worse. The ones that try to sneak into the other genres with mystery, or suspense, or even thriller. I just want to say to those people that they are defiling not only real genres, but fan-fiction as well.


On that note, as Heidi Klum would say, Auf wiedershen!

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