As requested by ECSB


1. Tissue



Use your tissue,

don't know what for.

just be careful,

It would be terrible if it tore.


They don't get much notice

for what they always do

Which is blowing our nose

and helping us in the loo


Whether you like 'Andrex Puppy'

Or 'Tesco's' own stuff.

You'll find them really useful

But 'Tesco's' is rather rough.


So next time remember the tissue

They are taking over the earth

It's a lavatory revolution

It's bigger than Jesus' birth!


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