My Gang

Slapstick a la past


1. My Gang

Simple Simon met his match

     when up come Silly Billy.

Smarty Alec came in third,

     and had to show his willy.


Moanin' Minnie moaned some more,

     and Lipstick Lou went flirty.

Tricky Knickers wet herself,

     and that left Dirty Gerty.


Nitty Nelson caught an itch,

     and Pissy Pants mistook it.

Mangy Angie dropped his socks,

     and Bully Belle said "Buck it".

                             ( Oi . . . behave yourself . . ! )

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