KvindeUnited KingdomMedlem siden 10 aug. 16Alder 17Last online 1 hours ago

Hiya! I'm a socially awkward, probably gay seventeen-year-old goth who's had the same haircut my entire life and holds pens with her little finger. I like to write horror/thriller types with realistic characters, buckets of blood, a slight excess of swears, and occasionally a baby sprinkle of romance. I detest school with every fibre of my being, and can't wait to go to university to study creative writing and hopefully, one day, become a published author!

If you like vampires, I think you'll enjoy my most popular novel, EATING OUR HEARTS OUT, and its prequel, ALL THE DEVIL'S GREED. My other three novels are a little bit janky, but THE BIGGEST FREAK IN DUSKWOOD is fun if you like action and monster-hunting, MONSTERS AND MACHINES is sort of okay for anyone who likes zombie/alien apocalypse stuff, and THE GHOST EXPERTS is passable if you like spookiness, an excess of cussing, and a lot of arguing.


There's some other stuff too, but I wouldn't worry about that too much. Okay, bye! :)


  • BadassJem

    mumbled "20k views!"

    1 months agoSvar
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    Eating Our Hearts Out"If I'm sick of being a victim, but not cut out to be a hero, what does that make me?" Scotty Matthews is an alcoholic- he’s used to waking up miles...


    Guys, the views on this are increasing so fast it feels like it was only yesterday I was mumbling about 15k!! Honestly, I can't thank all you readers enough. 20k is insane.

    So when I mumbled about 15k (which, it transpires, was a month ago), I mentioned that I was planning to give it to my Mum so she could read it. And I did. And she did. It doesn't really sound like a big deal, since I'm clearly not the most introverted when it comes to shoving my novels down people's throats, but my Mum's been supporting my writing blindly for nearly two years now, and I was excited and nervous to actually show her what I've been doing. I'm sure she was very relieved to discover, after all the slacking I've done at school to write, that I can actually string sentences together, and more than that, she was really impressed with my writing! Needless to say, she wasn't too hot on the whole vampire thing, but that's okay; I know plenty of people who are. Best of all, she gave me some really useful pointers with the legal side of things, since she used to be a lawyer. I'm currently wrestling with a new scene, in which Scotty and Maria are interrogated by the police after *SPOILER*'s murder. It's hard. Other than that, I'm putting the finishing touches on the editing, and after that, I'm going to... uh... well, honestly, who knows? I'll probably do absolutely nothing.

    As always, I've let a simple mumble about a views milestone spiral WAY out of control. Thank you all again! I love you all and hope you have a great day. Jem :)
    Katie Pharoah
    1 months ago
    1 Like
    Congrats on 20K :)
    BadassJem
    1 months ago
    Thank you both! <3
    Midnight_Souls
    1 months ago
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    Congratulations! I’d never be brave enough to let my mother read anything I’ve written, so good for you! :)
  • BadassJem
    1 months agoSvar
    Hey, this is already so so so good! I love the idea of the underwater underworld and the writing is really good. I'm excited for more!! :)
    The Soul Barter
    The Soul Barter
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    "The Soul Barterer is on their way and a crows been killed. There may be a line of oil against the window but your debt must be paid." Delia will do anything to protect her sister, even give her soul...
    Katie Pharoah
    1 months ago
    1 Like
    Thanks :)
  • BadassJem

    mumbled "New drawings up!"

    2 months agoSvar
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    The Way-Too-Big Book of Self-Indulge...These are all the drawings I did based on my own books. As you can see, I'm an egomaniac, hence this one's the biggest. I do love my characters.


    I uploaded five or so new drawings to my drawing book if anyone would like to check them out! Sorry there aren't more- I've been desperately busy trying to whip a particular manuscript into shape. Have a good day! Jem ;)
  • BadassJem

    mumbled "100 followers!!!!!"

    2 months agoSvar
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    I was about to go to bed (it's 01:42 in the morning and I've got my alarm set for 06:15 since we're going to Alton Towers tomorrow, or I guess today) when I noticed I had 100 followers! I've been on this website for two years and two days, and I honestly can't believe a whole hundred of you have at some point made the decision to commit yourselves to my dumb shit, even to that degree. I'd love to delude myself you're all following me because you like like my writing, but I'm sure many of you are just with me for my silly art, my adorable icons, my ridiculous username, or the joy you glean from watching me embarrass myself through my mumbles. (For an example, look no further than this one.) But in all seriousness, to each and every one of you, THANK you so much! And thank you especially to @[MoxieV] for being my hundredth! :P :)
    Have a good day! (Or night!)
    Jem :)
    MoxieV
    2 months ago
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    Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! I will rule the world one day!!!! Just you wait!!!
    Lily Anna
    2 months ago
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    Yay! Congrats. :) I remember when I found you on here and I was genuinely happy about it. You have so much enthusiasm and presence (in a good way) and I love reading your work. Basically what I'm saying is, you're fab and you deserve all the followers and more.
    BadassJem
    2 months ago
    1 Like
    Aww, thank you! <3
  • BadassJem
    2 months agoSvar
    S T U N N I N G
    Purple Girl
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    (Based on Badassjem's "Eating Our Hearts Out" and "The Ghost Experts") *FINALIST in Fanfic of the Year 2017!*
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