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uarade or ( masky as Jetravenex calls it :) although it's just imagenery :( I wish he was real

Wishes to be fulfilled:

- To became a author/artist/actress some day

-To become less careless and more mature (which will only happen if Masquarede and Runo go out on Bakugan, which, obviously hasn't happened, or will happen .

-To finally see the day when

Masquarade and Alice Gehabich,( cute couple althought strange sense they have same body oh well.)

Masquarede and Runo Misaki, (go talk to Clonegirl! She got me into this!! XD) while i was still reading the story i giggled like i drank 147 cups of coffee which is really dangerous Warning: don't try at home)

Draco Malfoy and Hermoine Granger, (Harry Potter)

Harry Potter and Hermione Granger (Cute couple I support it forever :)

The Doctor [11th] and Amy Pond (Doctor Who)

The 11 th Doctor and ME (Doctor who) (I am obsessed with doctor who or matt smith for some reason :)

Jason Grace and Annabeth Chase from Percy jackson series

Alex Russo and Justin Russo ( Wizards of Wawerly place)

Chad Dylan Cooper and Tawni Hart ( sonny with a chance )

Sonny Munroe and Chad Dylan Cooper ( sonny with a chance)

Annabeth Chase and Luke Castellan ( Percy Jackson)

Percy Jackson and Luke Castellan ( Percy Jackson and the Olympians )

Facts about me:

-I play the Guitar, and the Piano, and if I don't get married by the Age of 30, I will have to pick between the Computer or my guitar..and as all of you might guess it would probably might be my computer since I love my computer and can't stop typing stuff.

-I sing okay, but it always increases meaning of singining since I have a horrible voice

-I love reading, no matter what time of the day

-I am really sociable as my friends call it I love meeting new people :)

-I always wanted to be a business woman, but that needs both confidence and patience, things that I need

-I Speak/Understand/Write:

-English (Obviously)

-Turkish ( lived there almost 7 long years)

-Azeri ( my mom is from there)

Farsi- ( I am from Iran)

-French ( still learning a bit-by -bit )

-Arabic ( learned from mom )

- Japanese ( Just thought needed to learn)

-Something most embarrassing about me is my voice I have a really bad singining voice no kidding' and sometimes I look around my room hundred times to see if it is perfect I have something about making sure everything is perfect and by everything I mean everything other not so embrassing is that I type like a techinical worker in the fbi which means I type super fast .

-I love my family, no matter what

- I love bollywood dancing, though I only dance in my room. Alone. To avoid extreme embarassment.

-I know all of the songs in Evanesence ( how anybody can spell that? within temptation and paramore and breaking benkjamin and three days grace of course I get mad when people says those bands are emo i certainly know lot of bands that is more emo)

-I love "Jar of Hearts"

-I love "Highway to Hell"

-I love "The Pretty Wrekless" Btw i have this awesomest bff who has a great taste in music and she mostly gives me songs

- I love Florence and The Machine !

-I love playing my guitar! I'd rather screw up my nail polish than resist the urge of strumming my guitar... Yes, very girly of me..

--Sometimes I do get tired of my oh-so-perfect life.. Please note the sarcasm, otherwise I feel like a complete idiot

-I am a non vegetarian. but still don't eat to much of meat I love vegatables ( yes really un-Amarican of me but I'm not a Amarican )

-I have awesome friends!! No kidding.. I don't think I would be anything without them (Well, I would be a little more normal.. But then life would suck.. so i'm fine with my current weirdness)

-It takes me a minute or two to come back to my normal life after watching an amazing movie

-I love cliches, but that doesn't mean that I don't like new stories

-I love chocolate. Especially caremel with rasberry This sentence explains enough.

- my zodiac is sagittarius and my china's sign is rooster


- Hair: soft wavy black hair that reaches my shoulders

- Eyes: grey/blue soft eyes

- Weight:y skinny /average

- Length: tall

-I love you if you actually read until here

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school.

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

this made me cry when I was reading this is someone's profile so I was like what the heck! I am posting this to my profile

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.

That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs.

--Good friend vs Bestfriend--

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, Stupid, run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?"

An enemy stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. But best friends just poke each other with straws.

GOOD FRIENDS are for a few years, BEST FRIENDS ARE FOR LIFE. My best friend is insane, if yours is too then copy this onto your profile.

Reasons to join the Dark Side (if you wish to join add this to your profile):

1. We have cookies! (Last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh. Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough

5. You get to walk out of the shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get you stuff that your too lazy to get yourself...Now that's life!

7. MONEY MONEY MONEY: Ever notice that we are usually richer than the good guys?


irl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included." Woman: "Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.

Man: I can see forever in your eyes." Woman: But all I can see is never in yours.

Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep

Male: I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out? Female: No, but there are plenty of others over in the rejection section.

Male: If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be McGorgeous. Female: Really? You’d be McStupid.

Male: Was that an Earthquake or did I just rock your world? Female: No, that was just me slapping you across the face.

Male: Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. Female: Sorry, but there’s no bandaid for an eye that is black and blue.

Male: You better know CPR, because I think you just took my breath away. Female: No, but I do know how to suffocate a pervert who’s gotten too close.

Male: Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt, my eyes. Female: Hey, you’ve got something in your eyes, my foot.

Male: Do ou know karate? Because your body’s kickin. Female: Yeah, kickin your ass.

Male: I wish you were a carousel at Walmart so I could ride you all day long. Female: I wish you were a punching bag at the gym, so I could hurt you all day long.

Male: Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day long. Female: You think so? Well lover boy, I was running away from you all day.

Male: Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on! Female: Keep talking and you’ll be out like a light.

Male: I just moved you to the top of my to-do list. Female: Really? I just you to the top of my Hit list.

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

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If you can read this copy and paste it on your profile.

-I will continue this when Ill find out more things about myself :D and if you have read until here, you Practically know my life in and out..

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