FemaleUnited StatesMember since 20 Nov 15Last online 11 months ago

Hello, my name is Epanastatis Riges, and no, that is not my real name. I'm not even sure that is a name? Okay. I'm not sure.

Redo:
Hey, my name is Epanestatis Riges. Crud. Spelled it wrong.

Again:
Hey! My name is Epanastatis Riges! I'm so excited to be here! Ok, rereading. Geez! It sounds like I'm smiling way to hard!

Different Approach:
*sitting in black office chair, not facing you*
Hey. You've come to Epanastatis's profile.
*tries to spin around ominously*
I've been expecting you.
*chair doesn't stop spinning*
Oh geez.
*tries to grab table but knocks computer off*
WELL THAT'S TORN IT!
*stands up out of chair, inspecting computer*
Well. It's broken. No more profile updates. :/

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