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-HP1-7. Read the books. Then join the order. Bc HP IS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My favorite song is the crazy elf song from the fourth movie. I LOVE IT AND WON'T STOP SINGING IT FOR ANYTHING! TAKE THAT UMBRIDGE!!!!!! My favorite defence against the dark arts teacher is Remus Lupin! The only one other than Snape who isn't incredibly annoying, a FAKE, or completely evil/insane(I won't call out names but *cough cough* UMBRIDGE *cough cough*) My favorite subject is DADA. I'm in my third year of Hogwarts, and am loving it! Its HOGWARTS! How can you NOT love it? Unless there were Deatheaters and insane CHILDREN HATERS *cough cough* UMBRIDGE THE EVIL TOAD LADY!!!!!!cough cough* Wow! I might be catching a cold.... My LEAST fav. Professer ever (in other words I hate them) is THE EVIL INSANE DUMBRIDGE UMBRIDGE (surprise surprise).
RANDOM THING I'M GONNA TELL YA:
DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! Tap...Tap...Tap...
Really? That's all I get?
Well anyway.....the random thing I'm gonna tell you is..... OH STOP WITH THE TAPPING!!!!!! Tap... *takes drum sticks away and hits annoying person in the head with them��*
A VERY EVIL (and possibly illegal) WAY TO GET MONEY FROM MUGGLE!
ANYWAY let's see how it's done.....
Open an amusement park. After the muggles pay to get in and pay to get on rides and play games and eat and whatever else they pay for get them bk in line and use obliviate on them continue till they broke.

Yes it's evil.... But one must know the dark to overcome it.

  • patronus88
    3 years agoReply
    I'm so glad to have come across this. Perfect cure for the horrors of nosleep since it was hilarious lol loved it :D
    A Kind of Fairytale
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     River_Summers ☕️
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    Yay, I'm so glad you liked it! :D
  • patronus88
    3 years agoReply
    This is actually the first story I read on movellas... That was a while ago... Over a year actually lol and I still love it. So plz update when u can!
    Victoria Riddle The Beggining
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    If you asked Victoria to describe herself in four words, she's probably say, "I am a rebel." And that statement could not have been truer. And her tendency to be rebellious got her in a lot of trouble....
    The Ink-Stained Writer
    Thank you! I'm working on the next update and my goal is to have it up by Sunday
  • patronus88
    3 years agoReply
    OMDP I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE FOR MONTHS!!! Good to know Draco's still unicorntastic :) Me and my pet unicorn always enjoy reading from him :D but if you don't update soon the dark pizza will get mad and then YOU into hw... SO UPDATE PLZZZ WITH A FLUFFY GLITTERTASTIC UNICORN ON TOP?!?!
    Draco Malfoy and the Punch-in-the-Face
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    Draco's third year at Hogwarts. Sequel to Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake, and Draco Malfoy and the Better-than-Potter's-Broomstick. Not at all serious in any way.
    Mirlotta
    3 years ago
    Haha! sure. :)
    Mirlotta
    2 years ago
    Updated! What do you think? :D
    patronus88
    2 years ago
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    Omdp/f/o the unicorns thank you. Well at least mine does, but mine is the universal representative of unicorns :p but the most important thing is that the dark pizza won't turn you into hw!!! Bc if you were hw, you wouldn't be able to add anymore unicorntastic updates like this one bc hw is evil and would never be able to write anything this glittertastic. And if you stopped then all the unicorns would be sad and nothing's worse than sad unicorns!!! Well except for the dark pizza when he's angry o_O and he WILL be angry if u don't update again soon (I know because I asked and I'm sooo close with the dark pizza/fruit that it's almost unbelievable.... Not like I'm lying bc I don't lie. Like I never lie.... Well except for when I wanna get out of trouble.... but I'm not in trouble... Am I?!?...)..!!!
  • patronus88
    3 years agoReply
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    I LOVE THIS
    PLZ UPDATE WHEN U CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    If you asked Victoria to describe herself in four words, she's probably say, "I am a rebel." And that statement could not have been truer. And her tendency to be rebellious got her in a lot of trouble....
    The Ink-Stained Writer
    Thank you, I will try to update soon.
  • patronus88
    3 years agoReply
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    If there isn't another one soon I'm afraid I'll b forced to use my super awesome unicorntastic and totally honestly super real why in the name of the dark pizza/rainbow onion would i lie about this (what was i talking about again?!?! Lemme look back.....no wait...i remember) UNICORN POWERS!!!!!!!!! I got from my super friendly extremely real (Siriusly people why would i ever lie to you?!?!) Where was i.... oh yeah unicorn my popsicle got me:P
    SO IN THE NAME OF THE DARK PIZZA/rainbow onion THERE BETTER B A NEW ONE SOON!!!!!

    And thanx for readin my super awesome long comment. The unicorns appriciate. Bye!
    Draco Malfoy and the Better-Than-Potter's-Broomstick
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    The sequel to Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake. Join Draco as he embarks on his hilarious second year at Hogwarts through numerous scrapbook entries. Made for laughs. Enjoy! XD
    Mahogany
    3 years ago
    We're all glad you like it and yes, Starble's right; there will be a new pone coming soon! (Draco Malfoy and The Punch-In-The-Face) XD
    Mirlotta
    3 years ago
    @[patronus88] , @[Starble] , the sequel is out now! :)
    Draco Malfoy and the Punch-in-the-Fa...Draco's third year at Hogwarts. Sequel to Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake, and Draco Malfoy and the Better-than-Potter's-Broomstick. Not at all...
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