MaleIrelandMember since 6 Jun 12Age 16Last online 8 months ago

"We'll sleep when we're dead because half-way kind of sucks."
- Victoria Justice.

Hi. I'm Niall Ashfield. I'm 15 and as you can probably tell from my name, I am a nerd. I have an IQ of 146 and I contain twice as much fun as other nerds, but with half the calories! :0D Yeah, and I'm the kind of nerd that you're either gonna love or hate, depending on what kind of person you are.

Anyway, before I start to ramble, I love reading, especially the CHERUB books and anything by Darren Shan or Anthony Horowitz. My main genre of writing is humour so if you want a laugh, read my movellas.

I love watching telly aswell. I love Mock the Week, Would I Lie to You, all them panel shows. I love Victorious, iCarly. Should I be admitting all this? I love Mrs Browns Boys, Miranda, Catherine Tate Show, Family Guy, Simpsons. Anything funny basically. And last but not least, I love, love LOVE Doctor Who! And Silent Witness!!!!!

I love music. I can't play any instrument though, unless you count the triangle :0D I like Ke$ha, Katy Perry, Victoria Justice, (Have most of her songs on my phone! Slightly embarrassing :0D) Of Monsters and Men, Ed Sheeran, Amy MacDonald, Paloma Faith, Marina and the Diamonds, Greenday, Fun.

If you know me, you will probably know that I love putting noses in my smileys! :0) :0D

I know it's stupid but I would love to be a comedian when I'm older. My favourite comedians are Michael McIntyre, Sarah Millican and Dara O Briain. I know that that probably won't work out so other than that I want to go into forensics or teaching.

I'm not a brilliant writer but I would love it if you would read my movellas and leave a bit of advice.

If you've read all of this, congratulations. You've just wasted 2 minutes of your life. :0D

  • Niall The Nerd
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    364: eh, no. And 371: oh my God I fucking love that movie!
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    Just for laughs! Things that I relate to and I find funny! Enjoy... A lot of people are requesting quotes to put in. Here's the deal! I will put in your quote if: A) I like it, not sounding selfish or...
    Niall The Nerd
    1 years ago
    yes I do :0D Its hilarious
    Niall The Nerd
    1 years ago
    There's only one art teacher in my school and I swear to God, I think she's actually retarded :0D
  • Niall The Nerd

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    I'm sorry, but I have to go off on a rant here. So if you don't like slightly irrational anger, or Taylor Swift, then I advise you to stop reading right now.
    So, anywhere I go, I hear: "Oh, did you ever notice that Taylor Swift only sings about relationships and breaking up with her boyfriends?"
    Yeah, I will admit, she does. But so does almost every other singer-songwriter on the market today. But you don't hear people constantly criticising them for doing it. The only reason that it immature, small-minded people criticise Taylor for her song-writing is because the media never gives her a moment of privacy and her relationships are always thrown into the spotlight!
    Taylor Swift has the right to sing whatever is in her heart and nobody should try and take that away from her! Taylor is famous because she is a really talented singer-songwriter and now everyone wants to punish her for it! Yeah, maybe you're not a fan of her or her music, but that's no reason to criticise her for it!
    Anyway, rant over. Sorry.....
    Niall The Nerd
    1 years ago
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    Yeah I remember ya. Sorry about that, I think writing was jst more of a hobby for me, and I think I'm sorta growing out of it. I still love reading though, and I love the Hunger Games, books and movies. Yeah, I dunno if I'll start going on this again, but if I do, you''l be the first to know :)
    Hopeless Wanderer
    Awesome! It's alright, don't worry. I didn't think you respond that quickly! Wow :) It's more of an escape for me, so that's why I'm on so often. I like Hunger Games as well :) Have you seen Catching Fire? It was very good. Good :) Do you have an email of any sort?
    Hopeless Wanderer
    ASHFIELD what's up duuuude
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