MaleIrelandMember since 6 Jun 12Age 17Last online 3 weeks ago

"We'll sleep when we're dead because half-way kind of sucks."
- Victoria Justice.

Hi. I'm Niall Ashfield. I'm 15 and as you can probably tell from my name, I am a nerd. I have an IQ of 146 and I contain twice as much fun as other nerds, but with half the calories! :0D Yeah, and I'm the kind of nerd that you're either gonna love or hate, depending on what kind of person you are.

Anyway, before I start to ramble, I love reading, especially the CHERUB books and anything by Darren Shan or Anthony Horowitz. My main genre of writing is humour so if you want a laugh, read my movellas.

I love watching telly aswell. I love Mock the Week, Would I Lie to You, all them panel shows. I love Victorious, iCarly. Should I be admitting all this? I love Mrs Browns Boys, Miranda, Catherine Tate Show, Family Guy, Simpsons. Anything funny basically. And last but not least, I love, love LOVE Doctor Who! And Silent Witness!!!!!

I love music. I can't play any instrument though, unless you count the triangle :0D I like Ke$ha, Katy Perry, Victoria Justice, (Have most of her songs on my phone! Slightly embarrassing :0D) Of Monsters and Men, Ed Sheeran, Amy MacDonald, Paloma Faith, Marina and the Diamonds, Greenday, Fun.

If you know me, you will probably know that I love putting noses in my smileys! :0) :0D

I know it's stupid but I would love to be a comedian when I'm older. My favourite comedians are Michael McIntyre, Sarah Millican and Dara O Briain. I know that that probably won't work out so other than that I want to go into forensics or teaching.

I'm not a brilliant writer but I would love it if you would read my movellas and leave a bit of advice.

If you've read all of this, congratulations. You've just wasted 2 minutes of your life. :0D

  • Sanguine
    1 weeks agoReply
    Best Adventure Movella:

    The Fall of Us by @[Molly Looby]
    The Fall of UsCampNaNoWriMo '14 ! Enter the world of Tye. The Fall has devastated much of the world as we know it but Tye knows nothing else. He and his best friend...

    Best Diary Movella:

    The Secret Life Of A Non-American Teenager by @[fictionbefourblood]
    The Secret Life Of A Non-American...My thoughts are like the ocean. Pretty deep. (Cover by the incredible C.H. Potter)

    Best Fantasy Movella:

    Rogues and Renegades by @[Midnight Rogue ☕️☩]
    Rogues and RenegadesThe non-competition version (because the non-competition world has no damn WORD LIMITS). So, i'll post the rest of the story here. if I win anything (highl...

    Best Historical Fiction Movella:

    Curable by @[Rhapsody]
    CurableSick. Vile. Gross. Disgusting. Repellent. Stomach-churning... Gay {I don't know if you'll work it out, so I may as well explain...

    Best Humour Movella:

    Little Book of Chat Up Lines by @[J.K. Panesar] and @[Niall The Nerd]
    Little Book of Chat Up LinesLittle Book Of Chat Up lines.....

    Best Journalism Movella:

    Ask Missy by @[Omissa]
    Ask MissyHi all, Missy here! I'm starting an advice column which will hopefully be able to benefit everyone. I will be answering all types of questions so please...

    Best Romance Movella:


    Love to Hate by @[Prodigy]
    Love to HateCyrus is the always the new kid, the outsider, the freak, and he has no reason to expect things will change at his new boarding school. But perhaps that's...

    Best Poetry Movella:

    Parley's Poem of the Day by @[Parsavagely Hayashi] and @[May Hayashi]
    Parsley's Poem of the DayHELLO! Welcome to my brand new poetry collection! I will publish a new poem on here every day (all being well) for your enjoyment! If you want me to featur...

    Best Cover Store:

    Again, this is a no brainer for me:

    Couvertures Foundation by @[NathanielStanley]
    Couvertures Foundation❝welcome to couvertures foundation❞

    Best Classic Novel Fanfiction:

    The Kiss of Bitter Roses by @[ River_Summers ☕️]
    The Kiss of Bitter RosesA Dorian Gray fanfiction for 'The Battle of the Fandoms - Classic Novels." Based on what might have happened if Basil had survived Dorian's attack in the...

    Best Disney Fanfiction:

    Eugene by @[Omissa]
    EugeneBefore the events of Tangled there was a young boy growing up in an orphanage. He had the biggest dreams and the kindest heart. This is the story of Eugene...

    Best Lord of the Rings Fanfiction:

    Bigger Fish to Fry by @[Mirlotta]
    Bigger Fish to FryThe tale of Sméagol and Déagol, from the point of view of Déagol.

    Best Overall Movella:

    Love to Hate by @[Prodigy]
    Love to HateCyrus is the always the new kid, the outsider, the freak, and he has no reason to expect things will change at his new boarding school. But perhaps that's...

    Best Profile Picture:

    It would have to be @[Raven711]'s one, because whenever I am on my iPod and I click to see who liked something, I hate going to the profiles to see who liked it. Raven's profile picture is of RAVENS. Easier for me to figure out :)

    Funniest Movellian:

    @[· AldrinHD ·]. No contest.

    Best Cover Maker:


    Best Bio:

    @[Tomato.] Another great profile picture, I might add.

    Kindest Movellian:

    @[Omissa], @[Parsavagely Hayashi]/@[May Hayashi] or @[Prodigy]

    Best Overall Movellian:

    @[Jess N]. She has to put up with us devi- I mean angels. She has us angels.

    Best Ambassador:

    The Besties
    The Besties
    This a awards movella so look at the first chapter to see all the categories!
    Midnight Rogue  ☕️☩
    Thank you, Sanguine!! <3
    Molly Looby
    6 days ago
    Thanks! :)
    5 days ago
    I never saw this before, but thank you so much! :)

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