Niall The Nerd

"We'll sleep when we're dead because half-way kind of sucks."
- Victoria Justice.

Hi. I'm Niall Ashfield. I'm 15 and as you can probably tell from my name, I am a nerd. I have an IQ of 146 and I contain twice as much fun as other nerds, but with half the calories! :0D Yeah, and I'm the kind of nerd that you're either gonna love or hate, depending on what kind of person you are.

Anyway, before I start to ramble, I love reading, especially the CHERUB books and anything by Darren Shan or Anthony Horowitz. My main genre of writing is humour so if you want a laugh, read my movellas.

I love watching telly aswell. I love Mock the Week, Would I Lie to You, all them panel shows. I love Victorious, iCarly. Should I be admitting all this? I love Mrs Browns Boys, Miranda, Catherine Tate Show, Family Guy, Simpsons. Anything funny basically. And last but not least, I love, love LOVE Doctor Who! And Silent Witness!!!!!

I love music. I can't play any instrument though, unless you count the triangle :0D I like Ke$ha, Katy Perry, Victoria Justice, (Have most of her songs on my phone! Slightly embarrassing :0D) Of Monsters and Men, Ed Sheeran, Amy MacDonald, Paloma Faith, Marina and the Diamonds, Greenday, Fun.

If you know me, you will probably know that I love putting noses in my smileys! :0) :0D

I know it's stupid but I would love to be a comedian when I'm older. My favourite comedians are Michael McIntyre, Sarah Millican and Dara O Briain. I know that that probably won't work out so other than that I want to go into forensics or teaching.

I'm not a brilliant writer but I would love it if you would read my movellas and leave a bit of advice.

If you've read all of this, congratulations. You've just wasted 2 minutes of your life. :0D

Movellas (21)

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    Nerd Rant

    I'm sorry, but I have to go off on a rant here. So if you don't like slightly irrational anger, or Taylor Swift, then I advise you to stop reading right now.
    So, anywhere I go, I hear: "Oh, did you ever notice that Taylor Swift only sings about relationships and breaking up with her boyfriends?"
    Yeah, I will admit, she does. But so does almost every other singer-songwriter on the market today. But you don't hear people constantly criticising them for doing it. The only reason that it immature, small-minded people criticise Taylor for her song-writing is because the media never gives her a moment of privacy and her relationships are always thrown into the spotlight!
    Taylor Swift has the right to sing whatever is in her heart and nobody should try and take that away from her! Taylor is famous because she is a really talented singer-songwriter and now everyone wants to punish her for it! Yeah, maybe you're not a fan of her or her music, but that's no reason to criticise her for it!
    Anyway, rant over. Sorry.....
    Hopeless Wanderer
    Hey Niall :) It's mrstomlinson1224, but I changed my name. I doubt you'll remember me, because it's been several months. I also doubt you'll come back on the website, but I'm very sad you're not here. It brings back old memories when I look around on your blog. Anyways, I hope you'll return soon. I miss you, ol' pal :)
    Niall The Nerd
    Yeah I remember ya. Sorry about that, I think writing was jst more of a hobby for me, and I think I'm sorta growing out of it. I still love reading though, and I love the Hunger Games, books and movies. Yeah, I dunno if I'll start going on this again, but if I do, you''l be the first to know :)
    Hopeless Wanderer
    Awesome! It's alright, don't worry. I didn't think you respond that quickly! Wow :) It's more of an escape for me, so that's why I'm on so often. I like Hunger Games as well :) Have you seen Catching Fire? It was very good. Good :) Do you have an email of any sort?
    Hopeless Wanderer
    ASHFIELD what's up duuuude
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    Name & Gender

    Again, on the subject of Doctor Who, sorry to all you non-Whovians out there.
    So, in the 50th anniversary special, the doctor's real name is supposedly going to be revealed. is this a good or a bad thing? I know that I desperately want to know his real name, but if we did find out his name, would that not be defeating the purpose of the title, DOCTOR WHO?
    Also, do you think the next doctor, or any of the doctors from now on should be female? Or would that be too much of a change in the regeneration process? Imagine that. "Oh, that was some regeneration, I even grew tits!"
    Louise McBear
    See, the problem is, if they reveal the name & it's a boy's name, then they wouldn't be able to have the whole 'it could be a girl next' thing, would they? Because that would just be wierd.
    Niall The Nerd
    yeah that's a good point. But I have a feeling that the name isn't going to be any normal name like Emma or Kevin.
    Niall The Nerd
    I'm thinking it will probably be a name that could work for both genders
    Louise McBear
    Also, I was a numpty & for the second that it said John Hurt as the Doctor, I thought that was his name. Lol.
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    Who do you prefer as the Doctor? Matt Smith or David Tennant? I guarantee you all, this will divide opinion :0D
    Niall The Nerd
    yeah :0) the '0' is a nose :0)
    So I see :0) what sort of meaning does it hold?
    Niall The Nerd
    Mild Entertainment? :0D
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    Doctor Who Companions?

    Whovians, Please comment who your favourite DW companions of the last few years are?
    And by "last few years", I mean, from Christopher Eccleston to Matt Smith.
    And the nominations are:
    - Rose Tyler
    - Martha Jones
    - Donna Noble
    - Amy Pond
    - Rory Williams
    - Clara (Oswin) Oswald
    - River Song
    And if you could tell us why, that would be brilliant too :0)
    Martha and Amy
    Amy and River, they're both got a fiery personality and I feel I can relate to them.
    Niall The Nerd
    Yeah I liked Amy aswell. It was so sad when her and Rory died :'0(
    Niall The Nerd
    My favourites would be Donna, Amy and Clara :0)
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    Could anyone tell me what RP stands for, and what it is please???
    Niall The Nerd
    Thanks :0) but what do people mean when they say that they're opening an RP account?
    It's when people pretend to be someone there not. It's quite common for people to create another account to get away from life or for more... Horrible reasons.
    Niall The Nerd
    Oh right. Thanks for that :0)
    You're Welcome ;)
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