FemaleUnited KingdomMember since 13 Jun 12Age 17Last online 3 hours ago

Proud member of the Maverick family.
*Creepypasta Family* - Laughing Jack.

So about me...well I'm 16, devoutly weird, one-third-Agent, one-third-Lone Survivor of a rebel group, and one-third-Commandress of the most controversial of the genres.
Yes, they can go together.

I am a Key of the Gate, a member of The Gateway Army!

I'm also an ambassador, so if you've got any questions about the site, getting your movella noticed, or anything like that, drop a message and I'll answer any question.

So to you today,
I will put my hand on my heart,
And say my oath to Movellas:

I promise to stay,
I promise to fight to the end.
I will not be lead astray,
I will stand by you my friend.
To Movellas I will remain loyal,
I will not fall to the uprising danger.
We are the kind of Royal,
Even with any stranger.
We have not given in,
And I never will.
I will turn from this sin,
And write with my electronic 'quill.'
Here I am, about to fall apart,
On my knees, hand on heart.
I will fight to the bitter end,
I will defend from this bloody war.
Fight against this rising trend,
So join me as I walk through this door.

  • Ms Holly

    mumbled "Short people problems"

    7 hours agoReply
    I really really hate being 5 feet tall exactly and seventeen.

    1. Being patted on the head. Seriously, DON'T!
    2. Being called cute. This gets really annoying, REALLY fast.
    3. Being called shorty. Same as cute, it gets really annoying.
    4. Being called a hobbit. Again, unless I'm out barefoot, NO!
    5. Being called a smurf. No. Just no.
    6. Being called Pikachu. Pika-Pika, F**k off!
    7. Having to roll up the bottom of trousers until you master the art of hemming.
    8. Being a personal armrest. Aka, asking to be jabbed in the ribs.
    9. Cooking turns into a workout as the counters must be climbed.
    10. Minis become midis, midis become maxis, and maxis become dresses.
    11. You look up to everyone. Literally.
    12. Anyone over 6 feet has to kneel down to look you in the eye.
    13. People wanting to pick you up. If you want to pick something up so bad, get a puppy.
    14. Having to wear heels to Sixth Form. Your feet ache but otherwise you'll get mistaken for a lower-school kid and told off for not wearing uniform.
    15. Bathroom mirrors. Could they be lowered by about a foot? Please?
    16. Group photos. Being cut out sucks.
    17. Grocery shopping = Rock climbing. And those wheeled footstools are never there when you want them.
    18. Childrens' clothes. 20% cheaper due to no VAT = :D. Designed for girls just entering puberty so hip-room and breast-room is practically zilch = :(.
    19. Having to climb into and out of chairs. If my feet could reach the floor, this wouldn't happen.
    20. Having to buy childrens' shoes. Again, price = yay. Finding anything smart with heels (see 14) in that section = nay.
    21. Being turned away from a 12 film (Mockingjay 1) when you're 17. Yes, I know I look young, but I'm actually seventeen. Here's my ID, now will you please let me in?
    22. People eyeing said ID like it's a fake. Yes, that is me. I failed ICT so I doubt I can make a fake ID.
    23. "Short" leg lengths are still too long.
    24. Using the peepholes in doors is impossible without a stool.
    25. When you say you've gotta go somewhere, having the reply be, "Who's taking you? Somebody's gotta take the hobbits to Isengard." I will cut you!
    26. Being asked to pick up everything your friends drop as "you're closer to the ground".
    27. "Would you like a kid's menu?"
    28. One of someone else's steps = 3 of yours.
    29. When people bend down to talk to you. Just no.
    30. Everything is so oversized you look like a kid playing dress-up.
    31. Driving lessons become 100% more awkward when you have to sit on books.
    32. Awkwardly asking tall people to get you something from the top shelf.
    33. Crop tops = normal tops.
    34. "Do you represent the lollipop guild?" No. Just no.
    35. Being referred to as not even being a half-pint, but being a shot glass.
    Ms Holly
    5 hours ago
    That's the 8th point. Being used as a personal armrest.
    1 Like
    Oh yeah, I missed that. They always use the head for me though.
    Music Saved Me
    3 hours ago
    I hear ya.

    Since I talk reaaallly quietly all the tall boys at school have to literally bend down to hear me.

  • Ms Holly
    2 weeks agoReply
    Lucie, sorry about this. My screen froze and I clicked the wrong button and deleted you from the Troop by mistake. Can you add yourself back whenever possible please. Thank you.
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