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Steven LaVey is made entirely from bits of string and was created in a vacuum down the back of a settee in 1982. His main interests are underwater hand-gliding, roller-skating in his kegs and searching for Nazi gold on industrial estates around England. He lives and works in a small puddle.

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  • Lust Lands
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  • LaVey
    5 years agoReply
    I enjoyed this. Your use of language is interesting to read and has a unique rhythm.
    Nightmare
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    A/N--> I AM RE-WRITING THIS BUT IT WILL HAVE THE SAME STORY LINE JUST.... ITS GOING TO BE WRITTEN BETTER I'm Emili Beauteshmit, I'm 23-years old and lives in Berlin,Germany. I've been having these...
  • LaVey
    5 years agoReply
    Thank you for the kind words and the suggestion of splitting into smaller chapters. I shall definitely do that in future.
    Iliad Six
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    When a relationship ends most of us have the decency to be honest and say something like, 'My heart simply no longer yearns to be inside your knickers pet.' Or, 'I woke up this morning and realised you...
  • LaVey
    5 years agoReply
    Thank you for those kind words. :)
    Iliad Six
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    When a relationship ends most of us have the decency to be honest and say something like, 'My heart simply no longer yearns to be inside your knickers pet.' Or, 'I woke up this morning and realised you...
  • LaVey
    5 years agoReply
    Fucking awesome. I salute you.
    The Adventures of The Amazing Duo & the Creation of the Jodieverse.
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    A huge sprawling sci-fi epic that expands across time and space and the multiverse. Wars between planets, the future of everything at stake, all sorts of different civilisations with unpronounceable names...
  • LaVey
    5 years agoReply
    This is great. This is how you write a short story!
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    Time can be cruel. Glimpse an old man's dark memories and bitter thoughts.
    Awootten
    5 years ago
    Thanks very much!
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