Sigh. One more go?
EUREKA! I HAVE DONE IT! I HAVE ONCE AGAIN RENEWED THE SIGNAL! I CAN PRACTICALLY SEE THOSE RADIO WAVES REACHING MOVELLAS, WRITING COMMUNITY EXTRAORDINAIRE...
*you clear throat*
Erm, hi! Didn't see you there!
I'm Kameka, Movellas veteran who's lived to tell the tale! I've been gone for a while, but now I'm BACK!!! (dun dun dun!) Possibly. Maybe. There's a chance.
Hey, why aren't you screaming with joy?
Oh. The weirdness. Right. Well, a good writer can't be a good writer if they're not at least the teensiest little bit weird. Don't let my awesomeness/weirdness put you off. :D
Anyway, I would make this epic speech last longer, but I must take my leave.