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    The Death of Jade
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    when Julie's sister goes missing strange and spooky things start happening to her like the way she keeps having accidents like injuring herself in gymnastics. what will happen to her if this keeps happening?...
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    LOL!!
    My Embarrassing Stories
    My Embarrassing...
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    This is a list of every embarrassing thing I have ever done. If you are reading this... I hate you! Ha ha just kidding but this stuff is really embarrassing. I can not believe I don't even know your name...
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    what part of it is confusing???
    The Death of Jade
    The Death of Jade
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    425
    4
    when Julie's sister goes missing strange and spooky things start happening to her like the way she keeps having accidents like injuring herself in gymnastics. what will happen to her if this keeps happening?...
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    Mom: your great aunt just passed away, lol
    kid: why is that funny?
    Mom: Its not funny what do you mean?
    Kid: mom lol means laughing out loud!
    Mom: oh my gosh i sent that to every one! i though it meant lots of love! now i have to call everyone back oh my gosh!

    girlfriend: i need to tell you something
    boyfriend: what is it babe?
    girl: I broke you xbox!!
    boy: WHAT?!?!?!?!
    girl: JK I'm Cheating on you
    boy: soooo my xbox is ok right..?


    Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
    Girl: I don't know, love you, talk to you later
    Mom: ok i will just ask your sister


    girl: do you still need help sewing? i can come over sunday.
    Mom: No - i urinated my pants today
    mom: i urinated my pants
    girl: i heard you. Why?? Are you okay?
    mom: I am trying to say i hemmed! I did not pee myself!!!
    gril: lol i was worried there for a sec!


    Boy: My morning was Horrible i choked on a goat and peeded in my coffee
    Friend: Lol!
    Boy: Lol NO i choked on my toast and spilled my coffee! stupid spell check!!


    i think that is all i have
    Funny Texts!
    Funny Texts!
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    Here Is A Little Tour, About The Most Mind-Boggling, And Laughable Text Messages On The Planet!!! Take a Look, If You Dare :D P.S: Be Sure To Glue Your Butt To Your Seat, For These Jokes Would Cause...
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