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Hello! I'm Annie, and the first thing you need to know about me is that I'm lazy. Like, SUPREMELY lazy. In fact, I'm so lazy that my co-authors on "A Stab in the Dark" punished me for it by killing off my character and throwing me off the project. This gave me plenty of free time to work on my other novel, "Messed Up Things," and so, naturally, I neglected to update it for about five months and instead decided to... well, I don't even know what the hell I was doing. Probably taking a really, really long nap.
I know that this section of my profile is meant to include a summary of what kind of writer I am, but the truth is, I don't even know. All I know is, my writing is kind of nonsensical and convoluted and doesn't really have much of a plot.
But I guess I'm meant to be selling myself here, so I'll re-word. I write "a blend of fantasy and mystery" that tends to be "character-driven." There. That's better.

  • IAmYourNemesis
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    This is great, can't believe it only has 1 like! Beautifully written and really unique. (And the cover is gorgeous too!) :)
    The Destruction of Beautiful Things
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    "They give our Master a crown of thorns, why do we hope for a crown of roses?" - Martin Luther
    e.d.e peplow
    6 days ago
    Thank you so much! <3 <3
  • IAmYourNemesis

    mumbled "4000 views!"

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    So, my story "Messed Up Things" just hit 4000 views! It literally feels like yesterday that I was getting excited about breaking 3000, but then again, I've been doing nothing since exams finished back in June, so I've basically been lost in a wormhole where time has no meaning. ANYWAY: The next chapter is gonna be a super important one where important plot things are revealed, so if you like fantasy/mystery/teen fiction/sci-fi/whatever the hell it is now (I think it's under fantasy, I'm not sure though) why not give it a read?
    Messed Up ThingsFirst, she was an ordinary kid who dreamed of extraordinary things. Then she became the stuff of urban legends and impossible fantasies. Now, she's a...

    Okay, shameless (and likely ineffective) self-promotion over. Have a nice day! :)
  • IAmYourNemesis

    mumbled "New cover! (For the eighth time, no joke- I counted!)"

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    So, my story "Messed Up Things" has had eight different covers, the latest of which was obviously NOT made by me judging by how f*cking BEAUTIFUL it is. It was made by the amazing NamesFromGraves, and I have been staring at it pretty much non-stop for the entire day. What do you think?
    Also for those who are reading this particular story- sorry if the last few chapters have been a bit sloppily written. Things are just about to get real and I'm kinda worried I'm not gonna do a good enough job of the cool bits :(
    Ninja Togepi
    1 weeks ago
    Oh my goodness this is amazing! -^o^-
    IAmYourNemesis
    1 weeks ago
    It's lovely isn't it? :)
    BadassJem
    1 weeks ago
    <3 <3
  • IAmYourNemesis
    YES I LIKE IT THANK YOU
    Jem's character drawing store!
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    Would you like me to draw one or more of your characters? A scene from one of your books, maybe? Whatever you want drawn, and however you'd like it drawn, I'll do it for absolutely no fee! (I just like...
  • IAmYourNemesis
    Hey! Could I get another pretty drawing? Same four, but in the style of your Zombie Walk drawing. Please? I'll pay you with friendship and hugs :)
    Jem's character drawing store!
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    Would you like me to draw one or more of your characters? A scene from one of your books, maybe? Whatever you want drawn, and however you'd like it drawn, I'll do it for absolutely no fee! (I just like...
    BadassJem
    2 weeks ago
    Yeah, sure :)
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