MaleUnited StatesMember since 16 Jun 14Last online 3 years ago

'Ello. Me name be Fred. Me be a raccoon. Me lives in campsite. Me like stealing things. Me like to write when me be resting.
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(Translation with Explanation)
Freakin Fred is a raccoon who lives in a camp in Bastrop, Texas. He has been known to steal things from people's tents and the staff bathrooms (apparently he prefers Tide laundry detergent over Downy). Whenever he isn't stealing things, he likes to write and build things.

This account is managed by aqua711, a victim of Freakin Fred.
Note that Fred doesn't mumble; however, he loves to fan people, talk to his own fans, and write stories with other people. Feel free to say hello!

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