FemaleUnited KingdomMember since 29 Mar 14Last online 3 years ago

Hi there! My name is Flo, and I'm a writer. Yeah, bet you couldn't guess that, huh?

Anyway, my main hobbies include writing, procrastinating, leaving things to the last minute and forcing terrible humour into conversations. As you can see, I'm definitely an average human being. A very mediocre, average human being, that is. You've all heard about the lazy, quirky, funny writer that everyone laughs with I.E Every author ever. If it wasn't clear enough already, I am extremely normal, no quirks at all. I am, in fact, quite boring. That's probably why I'm writing a million lines of nonsense on a computer instead of doing actual work. This doesn't explain, however, why you are reading this and not my books, so go do that. Right now.

  • Flo Morgan
    3 years agoReply
    Absolutely hilarious! Why has no one read this?
    The Twelve Days of Christmas...
    The Twelve Days...
    11
    479
    25
    On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me... Seriously? Who wants a partridge for Christmas? This is what it's really be like...
    Flo Morgan
    3 years ago
    You're welcome :)
  • Flo Morgan
    3 years agoReply
    1 Like
    The humour is so ridiculous and childish, it would embarrass a six-year-old, and that is exactly why I love it :)
    Who is Jack Schitt?
    Who is Jack Schitt...
    8
    647
    6
    Just read an laugh. :)
Loading ...