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~Mayday, Mayday, this ship is slowly sinking. They think I'm crazy but they don't know the feeling~

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Proud Bisexual :3

YOU ARE APPROACHING A FANGIRL
ENTER AREA AT YOUR OWN RISK
SERIOUSLY
Okay, I guess you can come in! :3

I'm a fangirl, I'm a bandgirl. That alright with you?

FANDOM INTERVEIWS!!!!! (Yey)

Percy Jackson Fandom:
Hi! I'm Meghan Chase Jackson!
I'm the daughter of Athena, my older sister is Annabeth.
I am also married to Percy, don't worry if you weren't invited to the wedding, no one really was x3
Well, I gots to go.
Bai!

Percy Jackson Fandom:
I'm Legacy.
Ex-Daughter of Apollo. Long story.
Daughter of Hades.
I have 2 other sisters, Legend and Destiny.
I'm also dating Luke Castellan.
Sorry Annie-beth.
(Annabeth: Don't call me that!)

Norse Mythology:
I am known as Klara, daughter of Loki and Skadi.
I was born in Stockholm, Sweden.
Beware me, as I am a daughter of Fire and Ice.
Daughter of Righteous Anger and Trickery.
Yeah, so, bai, I guess.

Gravity Falls Fandom:
*impersonating Bill Cipher from
Gravity Falls*
Hiya, kid! You here to make a deal?
HATS OFF TO YOU!
I can make anything you want become a reality!
Just shake my hand and seal the deal.....
Or are ya here for my infinite knowledge?
Go ahead. Ask me anything.
You wanna know the exact time and date of your death?
I can give you an answer.
I'm the master of the mind.
*blue flames encircle me*
I even know what you're thinking right now!
I know lots of things.....
LOTS OF THINGS!!!
If you're brave enough, you'll ask me which kind of pain is the funniest!
*slaps one side of face*
WOOH!
*slaps other side of face*
WOOH!
PAIN IS HILARIOUS!
*runs over to a fridge and gets out a can of Pitt Cola*
HUMAN SODA! I'M GONNA DRINK IT LIKE A PERSON!
*tips head back and pours it all over face and into eyes*
*laughs and gargles*
GGGGGGGAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHAAAAA
*opens a drawer and reaches in*
*slams the drawer on arm repeatedly*
Boy, these arms are durable!
*pulls arm out of drawer*
*arm has forks stuck in them*
This thing's deluxe!
Hey, look what I can do!
*gestures towards a deer*
*the deer's teeth fly out of its mouth and into my hand*
*gives the teeth to you*
Deer teeth! For you, kid! HAHA!
Oh, and sure I'm insane, what's your point?
*clicks and teeth return back into deer's mouth*
HAHA!! *Clicks fingers again*
I like my tea with lemon and deer teeth!
Tastes like despair..... Mmmmm....... Despair.....
Even though you can't see me, doesn't mean I can't see you........
I've been keeping an EYE ON YOU, and I must say I'm impressed!
The point is, I like you! You deserve a prize!
Here, have a head that's always screaming!
*claps and a screaming head appears*
AHAHAHA!
*clicks fingers and the head disappears layer by layer*
And I take it you're some kinda living ventriloquist dummy? Ha!
Just kidding, I know who you are, {Insert your name here}!
It's funny how dumb you are!
You can crush your enemies if you work with me!!!
Anything you need done, I can do it!
You can't stop me! I'm a being of pure energy with no weakness! All you have to do is shake my hand.......
I can help you, kid. You just need to hear out my demands.
And all I ask for is small FAVOUR in return!
Whaddaya say? Tick tock, kid!
I have eyes in many places,
And friends in many faces.
I keep the Pines in their places,
Don't look now- I untied your laces!!!
Did ya miss me? Admit it, you missed me!
I am Bailee Trois Cipher, daughter of the amazing, one and only, psycho demon triangle that is Bill Cipher.
(DEAL WITH IT!)
I also have sisters, Belle Tres Cipher and Billie Tri Cipher.
We are pretty much the same in every way...
We are the Junior Bill Ciphers!!!
{YES, BILL CIPHER IS A CONFIRMED PARENT!!!}
KNOW THIS: A darkness approaches.
A day will come in the future when everything you care about will change!
Until then I'll be watching you......
I'll be watching youuuuuuuu........
And Remember:
REALITY IS AN ILLUSION!!!
THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM!!!
BUY GOLD, BYEEEEEE!!!!
Profile courtesy of Belle Tres Cipher

Email: mccookie1987@gmail.com

I never got my acceptance letter from Hogwarts,
So I'm packing up my Abnegation clothes,
Getting onto my unicorn,
Leaving the Shire,
Going to District 13,
And becoming a Jedi.

Boom.

Guess what?
You're a Lizard Harry.
I'm a what?

I am a major youtube fangirl.
That was a warning.

Oh, glazed eyes, empty hearts,
Buying happy from shopping carts,
Nothing but time to kill,
Sipping love from bottles,
Tight skin, body guards,
Gucci down the boulevard,
Cocaine, dollar bills and,
My Happy Little Pill
~Troye Sivan- Happy Little Pill

"We should find the dam snack bar. We need to eat while we can." Zoë said.
"Yeah," Grover grinned "And I need to use the dam restroom."
Thalia laughed. "Yeah, and I want to use the dam water fountain."
"What?"
Percy started to crack up "And....and, I want to buy a dam t-shirt."
"What is so funny?"
"Nevermind."

"Like water leaking through a dam," Piper suggested.
"Yeah," Percy grinned. "We have a dam hole."
"What?"
"Nothing. Inside joke."

“He turned to Frank who was trying to pull his fingers out of the Chinese handcuffs…
“Okay,” Frank relented. “Sure.” He frowned at his fingers, trying to pull them out of the trap. “Uh, how do you—”
Leo chuckled. “Man, you’ve never seen those before? There’s a simple trick to getting out.”
Frank tugged again with no luck. Even Hazel was trying not to laugh.
Frank grimaced with concentration. Suddenly, he disappeared. On the deck where he’d been standing, a green iguana crouched next to an empty set of Chinese handcuffs.
“Well done, Frank Zhang,” Leo said dryly, doing his impression of Chiron the centaur. “That is exactly how people beat Chinese handcuffs. They turn into iguanas.”

“Save yourselves!” Percy warned. “It is too late for us!”
Then he gasped and pointed to the spot where Frank was hiding. “Oh, no! Frank is turning into a crazy dolphin!”
Nothing happened.
“I said,” Percy repeated, “Frank is turning into a crazy dolphin!”
Frank stumbled out of nowhere, making a big show of grabbing his throat. “Oh, no,” he said, like he was reading from a teleprompter. “I am turning into a crazy dolphin.”
He began to change, his nose elongating into a snout, his skin becoming sleek and gray. He fell to the deck as a dolphin, his tail thumping against the boards.
The pirate crew disbanded in terror.”

“Once the others were below, Hazel and Leo faced each other awkwardly. They were alone except for Coach Hedge, who was back on the quarterdeck singing the Pokémon theme song. The coach had changed the words to: Gotta Kill ’Em All, and Leo really didn't want to know why.

Everybody's got their demons
Even wide awake or dreaming
I'm the one who ends up leaving
Make it okay
~5 Seconds Of Summer- Jet Black Heart

"This is a PEN!" Percy Jackson

“Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?”

“Braccas meas vescimini!"
I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant 'Eat my pants!”

“Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!”

SINGING RADIOHEAD AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS
WITH THE BOOMBOX BLARING AS WE'RE FALLING IN LOVE
GOT A BOTTLE OF WHATEVER BUT IT'S GETTING US DRUNK
SINGING: "HERE'S TO NEVER GROWING UP!"
WE'LL BE RUNNING DOWN THE STREET YELLING: "KISS MY ASS!"
I'M LIKE: "YEAH, WHATEVER, WE'RE STILL LIVING LIKE THAT!"
WHEN THE SUN'S GOING DOWN WE'LL BE RASING OUR CUPS
SINGING: "HERE'S TO NEVER GROWING UP!"
~Avril Lavigne

~ She paints a lovely picture, but here's the shocking twist: Her paintbrush is a razor and the canvas is her wrist ~

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