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Hey! My name's Jem, and I'm a short, odd-looking, socially awkward sixteen-year-old who's had the same haircut for the last decade of my life. I absolutely adore drawing, and if I do a good one, it might even make it past my fireplace and into my long-term memory without getting maliciously destroyed. My true pride and joy, though, are my three ridiculous novels, all of which are crazily far-fetched riffs on the horror genre. Bump in the Night's all about ghosts, Let's Just Call them Monsters goes mental on alien zombie robot puppets, and my newbie book Bloodsuckers is one of the only vampire novels since the nineteenth century to be gratuitously violent and gory with no glamourisation whatsoever. So, yeah. That's me. I ramble too much. Okay, bye! :-)

  • BadassJem

    mumbled "Romance competition entry!"

    4 days agoReply
    AlcoholicsHe only came to this party to drink. He's an alcoholic, completely dependent on the numbness the whiskey brings to get him through every day. He's alone,...


    Yeah, so I decided to enter a writing competition with some actual writing for the first time EVER. This is a short story I just got finished this weekend, that I wrote for an online creative writing course. Yeah, it's inspired by one of my books, but nothing I do isn't. Anyway, check it out if you fancy being mercilessly trolled. Have a good day, everyone! :)
  • BadassJem

    mumbled "5,000 views! <3"

    1 weeks agoReply
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    Scotty and MariaScotty is always drunk. He’s used to waking up in strange places, not quite remembering where he’s been, how much he’s had or who he’s been with. But that’...

    Here's a story of mine that just beat 5k views. It's the most violent book I've ever written, so violent the violence completely alters the tone and my sister told me I probably needed to tone it down a bit. A few people might also have noticed I've taken down all but 3 chapters of my two more... *ahem* promising books. Y'know,just in case I ever feel like milking some money from 'em in the future. Just maybe. :)
  • BadassJem

    mumbled "And I also changed the ending to Scotty and Maria!"

    2 weeks agoReply
    Scotty and MariaScotty is always drunk. He’s used to waking up in strange places, not quite remembering where he’s been, how much he’s had or who he’s been with. But that’...

    Hey guys. Over the past week or so, in between trying to finish the alien book I'm in gridlock with, I've also been busy writing a completely different ending to Scotty and Maria! My writing buddy @[w0lverine] can vouch for it being approximately infinity times better than the original, which made approximately zero sense. So, if anyone was unimpressed by that decidedly WONK ending, try the new one out! :)
  • BadassJem

    mumbled "I made a tumblr!"

    2 weeks agoReply
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    Guys, I made a tumblr account. I'm not sure why, but I did it! So if anyone feels like following me, I'll follow you back! I think the link is badassjem.tumblr.com or something like that. I'm mostly posting writing stuff and probably a load of drawings as soon as I've done some good ones. Have a good day, everyone! :)
    The Night
    2 weeks ago
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    Awesome! X
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