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Hiya! I'm a socially awkward, extremely gay seventeen-year-old goth who's had the same haircut my entire life. Right now, I've got five novels, two hundred pieces of artwork and three failing A-levels under my belt, which isn't bad for a human garbage skip fire who holds pens with her little finger. I like to write horror/thriller types with realistic characters, buckets of blood, a slight excess of swears, and occasionally a baby sprinkle of romance. I'd love to be a published full-time author, maybe soon, maybe in a million years.

Head to THE GHOST EXPERTS for, well, ghosts (and five HUNDRED f-bombs- I was fifteen, hush), MONSTERS AND MACHINES for a mash of aliens and zombies, EATING OUR HEARTS OUT for vampires, ALL THE DEVIL'S GREED for a regency-era religious demon/vampire thing, and THE BIGGEST FREAK IN DUSKWOOD for a big scary chick fighting forest monsters with a sword. There's also some other stuff, but I wouldn't worry about that too much. Okay, bye!!!

  • BadassJem

    mumbled "100 followers!!!!!"

    1 days agoReply
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    I was about to go to bed (it's 01:42 in the morning and I've got my alarm set for 06:15 since we're going to Alton Towers tomorrow, or I guess today) when I noticed I had 100 followers! I've been on this website for two years and two days, and I honestly can't believe a whole hundred of you have at some point made the decision to commit yourselves to my dumb shit, even to that degree. I'd love to delude myself you're all following me because you like like my writing, but I'm sure many of you are just with me for my silly art, my adorable icons, my ridiculous username, or the joy you glean from watching me embarrass myself through my mumbles. (For an example, look no further than this one.) But in all seriousness, to each and every one of you, THANK you so much! And thank you especially to @[MoxieV] for being my hundredth! :P :)
    Have a good day! (Or night!)
    Jem :)
    MoxieV
    1 days ago
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    Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! I will rule the world one day!!!! Just you wait!!!
    Lily Anna
    1 days ago
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    Yay! Congrats. :) I remember when I found you on here and I was genuinely happy about it. You have so much enthusiasm and presence (in a good way) and I love reading your work. Basically what I'm saying is, you're fab and you deserve all the followers and more.
    BadassJem
    3 hours ago
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    Aww, thank you! <3
  • BadassJem
    1 days agoReply
    S T U N N I N G
    Purple Girl
    Purple Girl
    10
    2389
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    (Based on Badassjem's "Eating Our Hearts Out" and "The Ghost Experts") *FINALIST in Fanfic of the Year 2017!*
  • BadassJem

    mumbled "15k views!!!!!!"

    3 weeks agoReply
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    Eating Our Hearts Out"If I'm sick of being a victim, but not cut out to be a hero, what does that make me?" Scotty Matthews is an alcoholic- he’s used to waking up miles...


    I feel like I've got SO many movellas now that I'm mumbling about a view milestone every ten minutes, but this book is my favourite, and fifteen thousand's a pretty awesome number! I'm not really sure why this book's my favourite- I think it's just that I love vampires, and I also love Scotty, the main character. I started writing this book thirteen months ago, but I only realised yesterday that he and I are VERY similar people. We're both sloppily dressed, hopeless romantic creative writing students, we both battled depression and a bit of dodgy eating at sixteen, we're both lazily goths, we've both got long black messy hair and green eyes, we've both got an absent father, a mother and a stepfather, and it IS kind of obvious from my writing that I fancy his love interest to boot. We've also both got the same sarcastic sense of humour, because, well, I wrote him. Twice. He wasn't intentionally a self-insert, but it does occur to me the only thing that prevents us from being the actual same person is the fact that I have no desire to become addicted to whisky, nor human blood. Also, I am neither tall nor thin. Also, I'm a woman. But mostly I'm not a vampire.

    I also wanted to say: This book has received a massive amount of love, and also some massively helpful CC, recently, both on and offline, so I wanted to say thank you again to everybody who's been reading and has left me a comment. I won't deny I'm sort of hoping I might be able to get it published one day, and with my wobbly self-esteem the support you guys are giving me means everything! :)

    On a similar (or perhaps not) note, my MUM asked to read one of my books this week, and even though three of the other four I've written are less psychotic than this one, and even the one that IS more psychotic has the dulling elements of pretty dresses, beautiful scenery descriptions and posh dialogue, I still picked it because I think it's the best written. So if I suddenly post a mumble about being homeless, it's because my Mum got to the end. XD My favourite part of my Mum reading my shit so far is actually that she refuses to read it on a computer screen and so had me print it out. That means I got to hold a finished manuscript in my hands (and put it on my head, and then tweet the pictures of me proudly wearing it as a hat) for the first time in my life. It was pretty epic. XD

    Anyway, that's enough of my self-indulgent prattling. I'm off to take care of some children, which, after everything I've just said, seems like a good idea. Have a wonderful day! Jem :)
    Lily Anna
    3 weeks ago
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    Sometimes mine have similarties and I don't even see that till I read it back. But I also realise that they do way more cool things in the book than would ever happen to me xD
    BadassJem
    3 weeks ago
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    Mine sometimes do cool things I wish I could do, but they mostly either go through hell or do deplorable things... I like writing about villains best, so it's kinda bad so many of them are like me XD
    Lily Anna
    3 weeks ago
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    I know what you mean. Most of my favourite characters are the ones who are supposed to be the 'bad' ones xD
  • BadassJem

    mumbled "3,000 views!"

    3 weeks agoReply
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    All the Devil's Greed“By trying to convince himself I was a devil by nature, my father made me a devil by nurture.” Mary-Ann Lansfield’s outbursts cause strange happenings...

    Hey! The completion of my first round of edits on this was nicely commemorated by 3000 views! I hope everyone who's been reading it is enjoying it :)
    Lily Anna
    3 weeks ago
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    That's awesome :)
    Midnight_Souls
    3 weeks ago
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    I know I’m late to comment, but I have say I’ve read this entire thing start-to-finish in a single night (i was up until 3:00 in the morning but it was worth it,) and WOW. It is AMAZING.
    BadassJem
    3 weeks ago
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    @[Lily Anna] Thank you! :)
    @[Midnight_Souls] Wow, really? Thank you so much! You honestly have no idea how much that means to me!!!! I'm never very confident with my books, so knowing what you think means so much. I'm so glad you enjoyed it! :)
  • BadassJem

    mumbled "Look, I found a trophy!"

    1 months agoReply
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    I'm racking my tiny brains, and I've come to the conclusion that this is the only trophy I've ever won, aside from one I somehow won for outstanding singing and dancing when I was nine. I can't sing or dance, and never could, so that doesn't even count.
    Just like @[the force of storms], my lovely Movelly arrived a little worse for wear, but I adapted and overcame with some purple ribbon I cut off a corset. I'm too fat for corsets now, so I probably won't ever need it again unless I become too cocky for my own good.
    Have a great day! Jem :)
    Jaleel McClain
    1 months ago
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    You deserve it! :)
    BadassJem
    1 months ago
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    Aw, thank you! :)
    Jaleel McClain
    1 months ago
    You're welcome!
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