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Hiya! I'm a socially awkward, slightly gay seventeen-year-old goth who's had the same haircut my entire life. Right now, I've got five novels, two hundred pieces of artwork and three failing A-levels under my belt, which isn't bad for a human garbage skip fire who holds pens with her little finger. I like to write horror/thriller types with realistic characters, buckets of blood, a slight excess of swears, and occasionally a baby sprinkle of romance. I'd love to be a published full-time author, maybe soon, maybe in a million years.

Head to THE GHOST EXPERTS for, well, ghosts (and five HUNDRED f-bombs- I was fifteen, hush), MONSTERS AND MACHINES for a mash of aliens and zombies, EATING OUR HEARTS OUT for vampires, ALL THE DEVIL'S GREED for a historical religious demon/devil/vampire mess, and THE BIGGEST FREAK IN DUSKWOOD for a chick fighting forest monsters with a sword. There's also some other stuff, but I wouldn't worry about that too much. Okay, bye!!!

  • BadassJem

    mumbled "New portrait!"

    1 days agoReply
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    Yo, it's been ages since I posted a drawing on here, so even though it scanned shittily I thought I'd post this drawing of Scotty I did. (My favourite of my characters). My stepdad also thought it was a "Very attractive woman" before my mum swooped in to the rescue and pointed to the obvious neck tendons going "No, look, he's got an Adam's apple, Colin". Thanks Mum. And here I was thinking it went okay. XD
    Little Miss Author
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    so good! I wish I coud draw like this!
    BadassJem
    1 days ago
    Thank you! ;)
    Little Miss Author
    no problem!
  • BadassJem

    mumbled "New chapter!"

    3 days agoReply
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    All the Devil's GreedMary-Ann Lansfield’s father believes she’s possessed by an evil force. She can’t stand the way he treats her, but she can’t help thinking he might be right...


    It's finally up- the chapter I've been waiting and waiting to write ever since I first created this character, like, a year and a half ago! It's a bit of a mess, but of course it is- it was written by me. XD
    BadassJem
    2 days ago
    Dude it's okay XD
    Anne Onymous
    15 hours ago
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    Your books always give me chills honestly
    BadassJem
    10 hours ago
    Wow thank you!! :)
  • BadassJem

    mumbled "Two new chapters! :P"

    4 days agoReply
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    All the Devil's GreedMary-Ann Lansfield’s father believes she’s possessed by an evil force. She can’t stand the way he treats her, but she can’t help thinking he might be right...


    Hey! After not updating for nearly an entire month, I posted two new chapters today!!! Don't wanna boast or plug or anything (that's a blatant lie) but these two chapters are where shit goes DOWN!!! Or at least begins to go down. Today was the day All the Devil's Greed officially became my longest-ever book, overtaking its sequel at 90k!! And there're still three chapters left. Oops. XD
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