Not My Type (frerard)

a silly little chatfic i wrote on wattpad in 2017; in which gerard and frank work out their problems from the past while pete and mikey sit back in harmony. TWs for attempted suicide, mentions of child abuse, drug and alcohol abuse, self harm, and implied sexual content. the cover here is not my image; nor is it the original cover, for that would not fit the cover dimensions for movellas. this story contains crude humor that may not be suitable for all audiences. some photos may be missing from this story; in that case, i have tried my best to write around those parts or describe the photos to the best of my ability. for the best reading experience available, i suggest reading this story on wattpad instead. the themes written here do not reflect my own personal thoughts, opinions, and experiences. any similarities to real occurrences and real people (besides the people the characters are based off of, of course) are unintentional. all rights reserved.

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pwheezy: let's eat trash and get hit by a car

 

mwheezy: are u asking me on a date

 

milkfriend: what the fuck

 

milkfriend: I open the chat and im met with pete acting like a trash cat

 

pwheezy: POSSUM

 

.diluted.: I tried to befriend a possum once

 

.diluted.: aka I found it in the yard and I thought it was playing dead

 

.diluted.: I was petting a deceased possum

 

.diluted.: I was 8

 

milkfriend: maybe that's what traumatized you and made you so fucked up

 

.diluted.: actually it was child abuse but that works too

 

milkfriend: frank "daddy issues" iero

 

.diluted.: haha yeah

 

pwheezy: STOP THIS

 

.diluted.: okay

 

milkfriend: hey frank is this you

attached image of a mock-aesthetic photo; a man with short black hair is sitting in a tub full of water fully clothed, with a striped shirt, sunglasses, and a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. he is surrounded by various comedic objects, with a record over his lap holding lines on cocaine.

 

 

.diluted.: hOW DID U GET THAT PHOTO OF ME

 

mwheezy: seriously,, what the fuck is that

 

milkfriend: beats me i found it on tumblr

 

.diluted.: did you find my nudes too

 

milkfriend: no

 

milkfriend: thank god.

 

.diluted.: gerard two years ago: "oh frank ur so beautiful!! 1! 1"

 

.diluted.: gerard now: "go eat shit you basement dwelling trash rat"

 

milkfriend: haha basically

 

.diluted.: don't praise my roasts fuckboy

 

mwheezy: well i'm uncomfortable

 

pwheezy: i'm punk. i cried.

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