The Club

"The Club" A group of Old pensioners meet up each lunch time to have a drink and play cards and gamble on the horses. read the comic exploits as the men try to out do each other


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THE CLUB

 

 

 

DICK:

‘Well I’ve gone for an outsider.’

 

IAN:

‘What you backed Dick?

 

DICK WINKING REPLIES

 

DICK:

“it’s called” My Face.’

 

LARRY:

‘That’s a ddaft name fffor a bloody horse.’

 

DICK:

‘No it isn’t, I can here all those punters shouting “Come on My Face.’

 

THE TABLE ERUPTS WITH LAUGHTER AS LARRY SEE’S HE’S BEEN TAKEN IN. THEN THERE’S A SILENCE UNTIL DICK LETS RIP WITH A THUNDEROUS FART.

 

LARRY:

‘Ffunny buggers.’

 

DICK:

“Here’s one for you.”

‘A man is kneeling naked by his bed when his wife walks in.

‘What are you doing down there naked?

I’m praying for guidance dear.’

‘Never mind praying for guidance, pray for Stiffness and I’ll guide it myself.

 

AGAIN THE TABLE ERUPTS WITH LAUGHTER.

 

 

LARRY:

‘Hhave you hheard the one aabout.’

 

EVERYONE REPLIES YES, AND THEN THEY ALL BREAK OUT LAUGHING AGAIN.

 

IAN:

‘Right they are under starters orders.

 

EVERYONE TAKES A SIP FROM THEIR PINTS AS THE RACE GETS UNDER WAY.

 

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