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tired of the long trek

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1. the incident

 

*hmm *

*clearthroat *

#My happenstance

Sella felt it was right to give the ride a chance after 10seconds of shakara, dude didn't look like giving up soon, so she knuckle under to his pressure. and because she had trek few kilometers, her legs ache. Her whole body needs to relax badly.

And here you are been cajoled, and because a girl must not look desperate, she whined and spin a little.

Few minutes down the road, her muscles are relax, AC blowing and music completing the puzzle.

Mehn!!

You steal glances at each other, you notice dude is handsomely beautiful, you want to introduce yourself but then again, a woman must sit back and enjoy the luxury of being chased.

So you start fondly with you ear piece, and pressing phone when dude spoke

"so what the name?

You notice his accent, you are wowed!! you pretend as if you did not hear him. So he spoke again with that America accent.

Then you reply I'm xyz.

You guys got taking, you are beginning to like the dude, because you preceive he is intelligent, two intelligent people perfect combo!

So you thought..

But what you didn't know is that your villiage people will not let you be great.

Something begins to move inside your stomach you remember you did not use the restroom this morning and you actually ate beans and plantain last night.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Now you are confuse ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜• the something is still moving, on the other hand dude is requesting for your contact, but you are too flustered to even think straight.

So you try suppressing the urge to gas, you press you too ass together, hain!! Distraction is termite to carrying this act ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚, still in that confuse state dude handed you his complimentary card, probably thinking you want to do shakara with your number too.

As you stretched your hands to take the card.

Boom!!!

You release the bomb into the atmosphere, the odour of rotten eggs begins to saturate the whole car. The AC is not even helping matters, you yourself couldn't even stand the smell let alone another individual.

At this junction

Dude is restless, trying to place his nose. you don't know what to do whether to evaporate or disappear, you couldn't look at dude again who was busy whining down the windows. Shame has finished you๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข. Dude is not taking again. So you decide to alight at the next bustop.... ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅjust to save yourself from more shame.

That was how you lost dude to village people, though you have complimentary card but you cannot call

 

     
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