Undertab: Sans' Tab Adventure

Join everyone's ( not ) favorite skeleton Sans as he goes on a perilous journey to pay off his tab!

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28. Time For A Tabusical Number!

 

These rhymes are so flow, man.

 

Glam and Glammer ( Featuring Tommy Wiseau )

Written by Temmie, Temmie #34574, Also Temmie, Nicki Minaj, Lil Kim, Lil Wayne, Patrice Wilson, Guy from Craig's List, and 37 more people. ( Alphys is also scribbled besides the names )

Royalty Free MIDI arranged by Alphys

 

INTRO

oomsh oomsh

I'm the most fabulous robot around,

Aw yeah,

Listen to this sound,

The sound of Glamour.

 

SONG BREAKS WITH PLENTY OF WUBS AND DUBS

 

VERSE

You hear that?

It's my fans, shouting my name,

Due to my outrageous amount of fame,

That Burgerpants will never get.

Get back to work you asshole.

 

EVEN MORE WUBS TO APPEAL TO THE TWEEN CROWD

 

PRE-CHORUS

oooh yes,

everybody wants to be me,

I can clearly see,

but what they don't have,

Is the glam and beauty.

 

CHORUS

Glam and Glammer,

Words of O so amazing me,

Words of fame and fortune,

Without it,

You,

my, Darling,

Are Nothing compared to me.

 

( Electronic Midi Guitar and wubs )

 

CHORUS 2

I'm absolutely flawless,

You'll want to die just to be me,

With my million dollar fashion line and ever loyal fanbase,

My stardom is unstoppable, 

and it's only getting bigger, babe.

 

( Chorus Repeats twice more )

 

BRIDGE

My socialite status is so hot,

Even the sun can't take it,

Admit it,

You wish your name was Metatton,

But enough about me,

Let's here it from Tommy

 

( Track briefly messes up for a minute to signal that the greatest director of all time is coming to sing one of the finest verses in music history. )

 

 TOMMY:

O Hai Metatton,

What a song,

If only Mark was here to see me,

singing with my second best friend,

But he's too busy with that tramp Lisa,

 

( Tommy pauses for a few minutes in song, implying that he forgot his lyrics, before continuing after a slight jump in the song )

 

Metatton is the truest star around,

Here it from me,

In song I sing,

My status is confidential,

But anyway, how is your sex life?

 

( Tommy could be heard saying "O Hi Doggy" before Metatton's chorus plays two more times, and on the second time, it fades out and the song ends suddenly. )

 

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