Undertab: Sans' Tab Adventure

Join everyone's ( not ) favorite skeleton Sans as he goes on a perilous journey to pay off his tab!


31. KeemTab

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Metatton gets out a book from the folder and flips through it. When Sans noticed the cover, he saw it was titled Managing Business For Dumbasses Such As Yourself.

"Hm....got any experience?" He looks up at Sans, who was practically sitting on the floor. Then the floatie popped.

"how's this?" Sans stood up awkwardly and looked around as his theme began to play. "whats up everybody, my names crit1kal- i mean snas, and today i have a skele-ton of jokes to tell."

Sans got out a cheesy joke book and began reading one liners. "the future, the present and the past walked into a bar. things got a little tense. heh."

The ghost audience didn't respond so Sans got out a rubber chicken and air horn and began to blow on the air horn, until it ran out of air. Sans then sits back on his ass in enjoyment.

"I have some news to tell you." Metatton says.


( beat )

Then, confetti shot out all over the room and a corny victory midi began to play.

"You're hired, my darling!" Metatton shakes Sans' bony hand in excitement. "Come back tomorrow to see what position I have for you!"

"sounds kawaii, but where the hell am i gonna sleep till then?" Super Nes asks.

"Good thing Alphys happens to also be putting fancy decals on my new keys to my super swag penthouse up the block! You and Paps can stay there for the night."

"omfg bruh." Sans got excited for once in his life that was currently riddled with crippling depression. The scene froze that moment, as he pondered about the luxurious pents he was gonna house that night.


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