Undertab: Sans' Tab Adventure

Join everyone's ( not ) favorite skeleton Sans as he goes on a perilous journey to pay off his tab!

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21. Captain AhTab

"I want to be on the tab.
I want to rock the tab,
I want to show my tabs, on television....."

 

"what did i even do to deserve this?" Sans wangsted.

"Everything." Frisk snarks as they kept fucking walking due to filler. In fact, it was such filler that you could cut the scene out and nothing would change.

"Let's just go to sleep Sans." Frisk immediately sleeps on a bag of garbage in an alleyway. Sans looks to the readers with a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ expression and then joined Fisk.

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They woke up at 2:00 PM, which was perfectly normal... until Sans remembered his reasons for being in this alleyway with Frisk.

 "we have to get papyrus back. come on, frisk." Frisk groaned as they get up.

After yet another stupid paragraph overly detailing our protagonists walking, they spot a flyer on a lampost.

"hm whats this i wonder." Sans tears it off and reads that it was about an upcoming wrestling match, I just couldn't think of a clever crackfic way to write it. "psh. who watches wrestling?"

He was about to throw it on the ground like a true citizen, but he then spots a familiar skeleton attempting to pose cooly.

"oh shit it's papyrus!" Frisk stopped kicking an innocent snail around to pay attention to Sans.

"Let me see!" They both look over the poster together, which didn't really accomplish anything. But they both did find out the match took place the next day at 4:20 PM! And it was being held at the WWW Arena downtown!

"hell ya boi. so what do we do till then?" Sans looks to a micheviously grinning Frisk.

"Try paying your stupid tab. I have an idea on how to though."

"how?"

Frisk gets out a storage sized ziplock bag out filled with meth out in the open where literally anyone could see it. "Me and my buddy Jacob Sartorius sell drugs at least once a week on the surface. We make tons of dollars each time."

"but you're underage." Sans complains barely. 

"Who gives a shit?"

"what about that pawn shop paps said for me to apply to?" He questions as they sit on the ground.

"Papyrus picks out the most terrible jobs. Drug dealing is the way to go."

Sans gives a look to the audience before deciding to take Frisk to a Subway.

 

 

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