The story focuses on three families. The Kinnear's, The Millsap's, and the Owen's. All different. They live very different lifestyles. Albert Kinnear the Librarian, who's parents came from Swindon but live in Pinetree Gardens, his father Jack is an engineer. He is a keen gardener and Pigeon fancier. Albert meets the daughter of Charlie and Elizabeth Millsap. They live on Kenton Road, in a bought property. He also is a pigeon man who has wangled his way into a chairman's job. he is a welder down the docks. No one is good enough for their daughter and they resent the relationship between Laura and Albert. Then there is William Owen(Willick) a roofing builder who lives in Cedarwood Avenue with two son's and a daughter. Alan is a jack the lad; he will sleep with any woman given the chance. Harry the youngest is a joiner and the brains in the family. Evelyn his daughter is twenty five and her father is pushing her to meet a man and get married so he can have grandchildren.


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interested in his own plight. She made a point of telling everyone else who’d listen how she’d fallen off the kerb and hurt her foot.

Mrs Johnson repeated the nurse.

“Is that not you Sandy said impatiently to the old woman?

The nurse came over then helped the old woman into a chair behind a screen once she was in the next room awaiting the doctor.

“The roads aren’t safe anymore she said, I was just walking along and tripped on a broken paving slab.’

“Just wait here Mrs Johnson said the nurse loud enough so she could hear her. The doctor will be in to see you in a moment alright.’

The tea ladies came around and Sandy bought himself a coffee and a biscuit then proceeded to drink it. There was another six people went in to see the doctor before his name was called and his patience was running out. When his name was finally called he went to the next room and waited until another nurse appeared.

The nurse asked him where the problem was and Sandy told her it was personal and he would only tell the doctor.

“Right then Mr Longmuir remove your clothes and put on this gown. The doctor will be in soon to look at you.’

 It was ten minutes later when an Indian doctor appeared. “Hello, I’m Doctor Gupta.’ What is wrong with you he said in a thick Indian Accent?’

Well I’ve got a cyst on my Willie.’

“You’re what sir?’

“My Knob,

“You have banged yourself on a door knob?’

“No, it’s my bloody Cock said Sandy losing his composure.’

“Have you been bitten by a chicken sir.’

“For Christ sake, give me somebody who understands bloody English will you.’

“The doctor left for a moment then called for the Sister to come in and he asked her what a Willie knob Cock was.’

“The sister fought to keep a straight face as she explained what the man meant.’

“Ah now I see said the doctor and asked to see the offending cyst.’

“Sandy was forced to show the doctor in front of the sister who said “all that trouble for just a little thing like that.’ “We will need some lettuce to tease it out.’

Sandy’s face reddened as the doctor felt his penis then checked his scrotum. The end of his penis was swollen and the cyst made his penis look like a tortoise’s head that had retracted back into its shell.

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