LIKE MOTHER LIKE SON

The story focuses on three families. The Kinnear's, The Millsap's, and the Owen's. All different. They live very different lifestyles. Albert Kinnear the Librarian, who's parents came from Swindon but live in Pinetree Gardens, his father Jack is an engineer. He is a keen gardener and Pigeon fancier. Albert meets the daughter of Charlie and Elizabeth Millsap. They live on Kenton Road, in a bought property. He also is a pigeon man who has wangled his way into a chairman's job. he is a welder down the docks. No one is good enough for their daughter and they resent the relationship between Laura and Albert. Then there is William Owen(Willick) a roofing builder who lives in Cedarwood Avenue with two son's and a daughter. Alan is a jack the lad; he will sleep with any woman given the chance. Harry the youngest is a joiner and the brains in the family. Evelyn his daughter is twenty five and her father is pushing her to meet a man and get married so he can have grandchildren.

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“I thought I’d seen you somewhere before said Frankie.’ I watched you beat Kevin Dolan from Ireland last year.

“Aye it was a good game.’

Alan came over as Frankie gave him fifty quid.’

“I’ll play you with a broom shank for that cue you’ve got in that box said Alan.’

No thanks, don’t tell me you are a county snooker player as well.’

“Me know,’ I’m only the tenth best player in the country that’s all. Frankie put his cue away into his box and the two players left the bar.

“I doubt we’ll be seeing those two again in North Shields said Alan.’

“I hope so, I want to take some more of their money off them.’

“Beers are on you tonight.’ Said Alan as he went to the heads.

 Susan Mulholland popped her head around the corner whilst Alan was away. Vic she shouted and Vic then turned to see her he got up and walked towards her. Hi Susan where’s Janice Webster.’

She’s in the hoose I think.’ Where’s Alan?’

“Why what’s up?’

“I am, I’m up the duff look.’ Susan opened her coat to see her swollen belly.’

It had been a while since they had taken the two girls for a shag in the cemetery after picking them up at a church dance.’

When Alan came back in the room Vic called him over. Susan Mulholland is outside.’

“Bugger she’s keen for a shag isn’t she.’

You better go outside she has a surprise for you.’

“Yeah and I’ve got one for her an aal behind that big oak tree in the cemetery.’

Alan rushed outside then he clapped eyes on Susan and her swollen stomach.

“Hi Susan said Alan,’ what’s up wi you?’

I’m up the duff, in the puddin’ club, up the bloody stick or whatever name you want to call it.’

“Whose is it?’

“It’s yours stupid, I’ve worked my dates out and it’s yours alright.’

Bugger off Susan it isn’t my kid, I pulled out long before “I shot my muck.”

“Have you not heard of pre-ejaculation fluid?’ well there’s sperm in it.’

“I’ve been doing it like that for years and never slipped up.’ What are you going to do?’ I mean you have to get rid of it.’

“I’ll do no such thing.’

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