Random coversations my friends and I have had.

These are just some random conversations my friends and I have. Enjoy our weirdness.

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1. Email

This is between me and my friend, who is on here as Willow Tonks, through email.

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Me:HELLO, MY MINION! I JUST THOUGHT THAT WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE BECAUSE THAT OTHER EMAIL GOT REALLY SAD AND SERIOUS AGAIN, AND WE SHOULD JUST TALK ABOUT MINDLESS THINGS THAT OTHER PEOPLE TALK ABOUT.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT.  

Willow: IM NOT YOUR MINION LOL
XD

Me:YOU ARE NOW!  

Willow: NEVVVEEEERRRRR

Me: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!! ONE DAY YOU SHALL BOW TO MY POWER!!! THERE IS NO ESCAPE!!

Willow: *PULLS OUT WAND* TRY ME

Me: *PULLS OUT WAND* I HAVE THE ELDER WAND! YOU DO NOT WANT TO PICK A FIGHT WITH THIS!!! 

Willow: WELL I HATE TO TELL YOU THAT WAND DOES NOT SERVE YOU! IT SERVES ME.

Me: THE ELDER WAND IS MINE!!! YOU KNOW NOT OF WHAT YOU SPEAK!!!

Willow: YOU MUST HAVE BEEN OBLIVIATED THEN

Me: I HAVE NOT BEEN OBLIVIATED!!! MY MIND IS AS SHARP AS EVER! THE ELDER WAND SERVES ME, FOR I KILLED HARRY POTTER, AND THE WAND SERVES ME NOW! YOU SHALL NEVER BEAT ME!!!! BEWARE IT'S AWESOME POWER!!!

Willow: MURDER. YOU ARE NOW THE MOST WANTED PERSON ALIVE, YOUR GOING TO ASKABAN

Me: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!!!! AND IF YOU DO, I HAVE THE ELDER WAND! THE DEATHSTICK! THE WAND OF DESTINY! THE WAND OF UNBEATABLE POWER! I WILL MAKE YOU RUE THE DAY YOU CHALLENGED ME! 

Willow: *Expellearmus* *Catches your wand* WELL THEN

Me: Okay, I can't help it. I'm sorry, this is not meant to be rude, but it's Harry Potter, so I much correct your spelling. It's spelled Expelliarmus. 

*PROTEGO* *Blocks Epelliarmus* HA! I WIN! I BLOCKED IT! YAY! AVADA KEDAVRA!   

Willow: I knew it was wrong I just gave up
*SPELL BEGINS TO REBOUND ON YOURSELF* Like I said, it serves me.

Me: Don't give up!

*SPELL SWERVES BACK AT YOU AND HITS YOU FULL ON IN THE FACE* SAY WHAT NOW? YOU WERE SAYING? I THINK IT SERVES ME.   

Willow: *IT DIDNT DO ANYTHING, BUT LAUNCHED BACK AT YOU AND KILLED YOU* *YOUR HEART STOPPED* HA

Me: MY HEART DID NOT STOP! I AM PERFECTLY FINE, AND I JUST KILLED YOU!

Willow: YOU ARE LITERALLY A GHOST. AND THAT MISSED

Me: I AM NOT A GHOST. AND FINE. I NOW SEND A CRUCIATUS CURSE AT YOU. I WIN. 

Willow: *Blocks curse and it sends back at you*

Me: YOU CAN'T BLOCK THE CRUCIATUS CURSE!!! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!! I WIN!!! I OFFICIALLY WIN!!! YAY!!!

Willow: YOU LITERALLY ALREADY DIED, I HIT YOU WITH AVADA KEDEVRA! AND I MADE MY OWN SPELL THAT CAN DEFLECT ANY UNFORGIVABLE CURSE

Me: I DID NOT ALREADY DIE! WHEN DID YOU HIT ME WITH AVADA KEDAVRA? AND WHAT IS THAT SPELL'S NAME, HUH? 

Willow: I REBOUNDED YOUR OWN CURSE ON YOU SINCE THAT WAND SERVES ME! iTS A SECRET, WHY WOULD I TELL MY ENEMY???

Me: THE WAND DOES NOT SERVE ME!!! YOU DON'T HAVE ONE, DO YOU? 

Willow: YOU LITERALLY JUST ADMITTED THAT THE WAND DOES NOT SERVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
I DO BUT IF I TOLD YOU THEN YOU COULD USE IT!

Me: I APOLOGIZE, THAT WAS A TYPO! THE WAND DOES NOT SERVE YOU!!!!!  

WELL!   

Willow: TYPO OR NOT YOU ADMITTED IT!!!

XD  

Me: IF IT'S A TYPO, THEN IT DOESN'T COUNT!!! THE WAND SERVES ME AND ONLY ME!!! YOU SHALL PERISH AT MY HAND!!!

Willow: IT DOES TOO. THE WAND DOES NOT SERVE YOU, IT SERES ME. NOT GONNA HAPPEN

Me: YEAH, OKAY. SURE. WHATEVER YOU NEED TO TELL YOURSELF. 

Willow: STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF

Me: I'M NOT TALKING TO MYSELF, I'M TALKING TO YOU!

Willow: JUST KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT MUGGLE

Me: I AM NOT A MUGGLE! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!

Willow: YOUR RIGHT, YOUR A SQUIB.
(Im just kidding I well know your a which but for tihs tihng were doing-)

Me: I AM NOT!!!

(Okay, good, keep that in mind for what I'm about to say. It does not apply in real life, okay?)

YEAH, WELL UMBRIDGE IS BETTER THAN YOU!!!

Willow:

Willow:(Ltes just agree anything we say in caps we dont mean)
PLU ESE AT LEAST SHE DIDNT MUDER HARRY POTTER, UNLIKE HOW YOU CAIM YOU DID! SO YOU GUYS ARE MOR SIMILAR

Me: (Agreed. Unless it's, like, in a different email. Or about a different topic.)

SHE WAS GONNA USE THE CRUCIATUS CURSE, THAT'S WORSE THAN AVADA KEDAVRA! AT LEAST THE KILLING IS OVER WITH SOON! BESIDES, POTTERMORE SAYS HER PERSONAL HOBBIES INCLUDE CREATING TORTURE DEVICES!  

Willow: YEAH, SO LOOKS LIKE YOU BOTH HAVE A LOT IN COMMON

Me: I DON'T SPEND MY FREE TIME MAKING TORTURE DEVICES!!! I BET YOU DO, THOUGH!!! 

Willow: PLEASE I WOULD NEVER DO THAT, AND EVEN IF I WANTED TOO IM TOO BUSY TEACHING AT HOGWARTS

Me: I WOULD NEVER DO THAT EITHER! AND I'M TOO BUSY BEING AN AUROR! 

Willow: LIAR! A AUROR WOULD NEVER KILL HARRY POTTER

Me: THEY WOULD IF HARRY POTTER WAS CORRUPT!!! HE WAS GOING PHSYCHO! HE TRIED TO MURDER HIS FAMILY!!! 

Willow: YOUR MAKING UP MORE LIES THAN RITA SKEETER

Me: EXCUSE ME, RITA SKEETER IS AN UGLY COW! I AM NOT AN UGLY COW! I AM NOTHING LIKE RITA SKEETER! 

Willow: YOUR RIGHT, YOUR A UGLY PIG! MUST BE HER DAUGHTER!!!
(im sorry)

Me: EXCUSE ME! THAT IS NOT EVEN SORT OF TRUE! i AM IN NO WAY RELATED TO RITA SKEETER!!!

(It's okay, it was in all caps.)  

Willow: YOU MUST NOT TELL LIES NICOLE. I LOOKED UP YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE, RITA SKEETER IS YOUR GRANDMOTHER! 

Me: HOW THE HECK DID YOU LOOK UP MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE??? MY GRANDMOTHER'S NAME IS DEBBIE! 

Willow: MAGIC!!!!!! AND I FORGOT, YOUR ADOPTED!!! MUST HAVE BEEN A NASTY SHOCK FOR YOU PARENTS WHEN THEY REALIZED YOU WERE A MURDER!!!!! (Weirdest email chain ever)

Me: MY PARENTS KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE MAGICAL WORLD! 

WELL, MAGIC WOULD MAKE SENSE FOR THAT. OKAY, MY SIBLINGS KEEP SAYING THAT I'M ADOPTED. MY MOTHER IS VERY SURE THAT I AM NOT ADOPTED.   (Ikr? But this is seriously {ha ha, seriously, siriusly? okay i'm done now} the best conversation I've ever had!)   

Willow: SO EVEN MORE PROOF YOUR ADOPTED. YOU DONT EVEN WANNA KNOW WHO YOUR BIOLOGICAL MUM IS!!!!!

Me: WHO DO YOU THINK MY MUM IS?

HOW DOES THAT MAKE IT PROOF THAT I'M ADOPTED? MY PARENTS ARE MUGGLES. I'M A MUGGLE-BORN. AND MY MOTHER IS VERY SURE THAT I'M NOT ADOPTED.  I'M CONFUSED NOW.

Willow: I KNOW WHO YOUR MUM IS
YOUR MOTHER WAS OBLIVIATED AND HAD HER MEMORYS ALTERED SO THAT SHE WOULD THINK YOU WERE HERS, BUT THAT WAS A TRICK OF YOUR BIOLOGICAL MOTHER WHO DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD SIBLINGS.

Me: WHO IS IT, THEN?

SHE HAS NOT! I KNOW PERFECTLY WELL WHO I AM! I FOUND THE SAME BIRTH CERTIFICATE YOU DID, AND THAT'S NOT WHAT IT SAID! I KNOW MORE ABOUT ME THAN YOU DO! 

Willow: TAKE A GUESS
OH YES SHE HAS!!!!
AND HOW DO YOU KNOW WHICH BIRTH CERTIFICATE I FOUND??
NO YOU DONT

Me: THE WHOLE POINT IS I'M ASKING YOU.

SHE HAS NOT! MAGIC, DUH. OH YES I DO! 

Willow: UMBRIDGE. 
HAS TOO.
YOUR NOT CAPIBLE OF SUCH STUFF.
I THINK YOU HAVE BEEN CONFUNDASEDED.

Me:NO. 

HAS NOT. I DO SO!!! I'M MUCH MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU!  CONFUNDASEDED? THE WORD IS CONFUNDED! AND I HAVE NOT! I THINK YOU HAVE!

Willow: YES. 
ITS TRUE
NU HUH! IM THE BRIGHTEST WITCH OF MY AGE, WAY BETTER THAN YOU! IM HIGHER THAN HERMIONE LEVEL!
SURRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Me: NO.

IS NOT. UH HUH! I'M THE BRIGHTEST WITCH OF ANY AGE! I'M WAY ABOVE, LIKE, THE FOUNDERS! THE DIADEM OF RAVENCLAW, WHICH BESTOWS WISDOM, WOULD TAKE ADVICE FROM ME!  YES, THANK YOU FOR AGREEING!   Willow: YES.
IT TOTALLY IS
SUREEEEE. THAN PEOPLE OF YOUR AGE MUST BE ALL IDIOTS. IM OLDER THAN YOU REMEMBER?
EVER HEARD OF SARCASM?
Me: NO. IT TOTALLY IS NOT.  I SAID I'M THE BRIGHTEST WITCH OF ANY AGE!  BY TWO DAYS! DOESN'T COUNT! YES, I WAS USING SARCASM BACK. SORT OF. I'M PLAYING GAMES WITH YOUR MIND! ---------------------------- Okay, people, so this is still going on. I will make a part two in a few days after its progressed some more. 

 

 

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