Rogue EIGHTEEN: A Star Wars Story

This IS NOT a parody of Rogue One, I just used the title as a parody, the rest of the story has nothing to do with the movie coming out soon.

Thanks for your understanding,
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3. Wanted: Dead Or Alive In Jabba's Palace

I wandered long enough to find Jabba the Hutt's palace. I knew he would know who was behind sending those cronies to kill me even if it were himself. Hell, I needed some form of excitement anyway, and what place is better for excitement than Jabba's palace. There's drinking, there's slaves, there's dealing being done, there's deal breaking happening, and most importantly there's death all around you. Does Jabba order all the death, no, but that's what happens when you invite a bunch of different species of things all into one place. I walked up to the door when one of those creepy cameras got directly in my face. I bowed and said, "Mee am unko tah stuka doe grancha Jabba doe Hutt." I smiled. Living on Tatooine and studying languages really pays off. The doors slowly opened and I walked in. I entered the main room of Jabba the Hutt. "Ahh... doe lovely Miss Shadowhand has decided tah show cheekta face again noleeya doe grancha Jabba doe Hutt's bunko..." I smiled and bowed. "Umm..." I stumbled. I wasn't exactly fluent in Huttese yet but I had enough memorized that I could function. "Tagwa, grancha wompa. Mee have indeed returned um gee do question." I smiled. "Tagwa, bolla on." I then replied, "U as doe grancha wompa would know why someone would attack je." My look changed to one of seriousness. "Why did they attack je, Jabba." I said tossing two photos of the stunned translator and the dead creature at Jabba's feet. He laughed. "It turns nenoleeya da u are do quite a valuable asset. Someone wants u alive. Many naga u dead." He laughed again. "Almighty Jabba, gee all due respect, why would naga je dead?" I joked. He laughed at my joke. "U will find nenoleeya." He paused. "Escort cheekta tah..." he paused. "Cheekta quarters." He laughed evilly as a couple of the slave hogs grabbed my arms from behind. I knew he meant the dungeon. "U are koona tah regret this!" He laughed before saying, "Doubtful. Strip cheekta of all weapons." Just then I stretched my leg to kick one of the pork rinds (As I call them) in the head. It didn't work and I was dragged off to a dark part of Jabba's palace.

 

*Note: These are all rough translations, as with any translation. If you want to know what it means, sorry, you're going to have to look it up because I don't remember what I wrote half the time. :D JUST KIDDING! They're as listed below!

1.) I am here to see the great Jabba the Hutt.

2.) Ahh... the lovely Miss Shadowhand has decided to show her face again in the great Jabba the Hutt's palace.

3.) Yes, Great one. I have indeed returned and with a question.

4.) Yes, go on.

5.) You as the great one would know why someone would attack me.

6.) Why did they attack me, Jabba.

7.) It turns out you are quite a valuable asset. Someone wants you alive. Many want you dead.

8.) Almighty Jabba, with all due respect, why would they want me dead?

9.) You will find out. Escort her to... her quarters.

10.) You will regret this

11.) Doubtful. Strip her of all weapons.

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