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*Smutty stuff in here* This is just about me and my most recent dating and sexual experiences.

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19. March-27-2017 Update

UPDATED 9:51pm

JUST FUCKING KILL ME

I walked out to his car after he texted me 'here :)' and his FUCKING MOM WAS IN THE CAR TOO.

I had literally no warning until I was walking out my front door and I saw her just sitting there in the front seat, and at that point I was having the mind set of ‘Abort! Abort! Abort!’ but I just kept walking to the car, and when I got in, I was expecting his step dad to be in the car too, but he wasn’t. I was just Stan, me and his MOTHER.

Now, when I don’t know someone, I get oddly quiet. Like, unless I feel the need to say something or something is directed towards me, I’m utterly silent.

In the total hour and a half that was the ‘date’, including the drive time, I said maybe maybe a hundred words. I did more laughing and awkward chuckling than actual speaking.

I’m actually sort of pissed about it all.

And if I had known his mom was coming, I would’ve worn a different shirt, because the one I wore was a tank top with a laced-up v that goes down a few inches that is a complete and total view into my boobs. Like, I WOULDN’T’VE WORN THAT TO MEET HIS MOTHER HAD I KNOWN!

I just thank god that I didn’t wear my dark purple lipstain that does not come off because then I would’ve been even more self-conscious about my appearance.

What pissed me off the most about this was that after he dropped his mom off and took me home, I said something like, “Thanks for the heads up that your mom was going to be there.” (It was sarcastic if you couldn’t tell)

And he was like, “What? My mom’s fucking awesome!” and the answer that I wanted would’ve been something like, “Sorry, I should’ve let you know,” and if he would’ve added in, “That was a real dick-move on my part,” I would’ve been even happier.

But alas, that is not what happened.

I called and bitched to three of my friends about what had happened and they all agree that at the very least he should’ve sent me a quick, last minute text just giving me a warning.

And when he was giving me a hug and kiss goodbye, I said, “You know that you are more than welcomed to come in, right.”

And he was like, “Yeah, sorry, I think I’m just going to head home and go to bed.” I understood that answer since I knew that he worked tomorrow morning, but I was still kinda annoyed because tonight was probably the last night him and I could’ve hung out until like Sunday because I start classes up again on Wednesday and then on Thursday I go out of town for a school competition and I don’t get back until Saturday.

So I just wanted to hang out with him just him and I.

Also, there were a few things I wanted to talk to him about.

1-Becoming Facebook official

2- We needed to have the STD talk

3- I wanted to ask him for some condoms so I could keep some at my house in case he ever forgot any

4- I wanted to take a good selfie with him and post it on Instagram

 

You can’t very well be sitting at a table with your boyfriend’s mother and ask, “So Stan, do you have any STD’s?”

You definitely can’t say, “You should leave some of your condoms at my house, just in case we decide to have sex and you don’t have a condom, or if your rip the condom while opening the package.”

And asking him why he hasn’t even friended me on Facebook even though he’s an avid Facebook user would’ve just made dinner super awkward.

I would’ve gotten a selfie with him had he came into my house, but sadly that did not happen.

 

I’m just kinda annoyed, or, well, more like kinda super pissed.

 

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