Filled in Challenges

Different subjects to challenge myself and my writing for 30 days.
Credit goes to shestandsattheedge, hipposwearingjackets and another user whose name I'm not going to reveal, as they all have been deleted, or turned into a commercial porn-blog.

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4. Day 3

How to do your school homework

1. Remember and actually try to bring the homework with you. And if it's published on a website for studies around schoolwork, go there cause you won't have much of an excuse anyway.
 

2. Close down your cat videos. Therapy is a good thing from time to time, but not if your project is due tomorrow.
 

3. Now it's time for the hardest part. Look at your homework and fill it out to the best of your capability. Analyze the information you're given. If you're unsure you can ask somebody, maybe a friend or a teacher. I recommend Google.
 

4. That is not the squareroot of five. That is a korean eating food. How did you get here?
 

5. Take a deep breath. It's cool. There was never a homework to begin with anyway. You were only hallucinating it, right. Keep watching cat parades all you like.
 

6. [pterodactyl screech]
 

7. The caTS HAVE A BETTER FUTuRe thAN I Do! AT LEASt thEY Can PARAdE ALL Day! jUST CAUSE THEY DID THEIR FUCKiNG MATH HOMEWORK!

 

8. It's cool, it's cool. Totally fine. Maybe you can just request the homework to be postponed a few weeks. Or months.


9. Let's be honest, it's not gonna be made any day soon.

 

10. Let's just give up already. You will always be a failure and will never do anything right.
 

11. Worthless.
 

12. Incapable.
 

13. Death is the only way to ever get rid of this problem. Nobody would care anyway right?
 

14. Oh the homework is done. Nevermind then.

 

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