This is just a collection of some quotes I find inspiring or just remind us of different times in our life. Hope you like them❤️


6. funny

Funny quotes

-Some people are like clouds. When they disappear it's a. Beautiful day.

-I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.

- I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with words.

-You: teacher would you punish me for something I didn't do?

Teacher: of course not!

You: I didn't do my homework.

- lazy rule: can't reach it, don't need it.

-When I fall down and someone tells me to suck it up, I get the urge to break their legs with a baseball bat and say "walk it off".

- you have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something, sometime in your life.

- when people see you laying down with your eyes closed, they still ask "are you sleeping?" No I'm training to die.

-I can't dance to save my life, but the moment I spell in dog poop I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

-Dear math, please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.

- I'm allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.

- I wish common sense was more common.

-I love my six-pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat.

- never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

- one way to find out if you are old is to fall down in front of a lot of people. If the laugh, your still young. If they panic and start running to you, you're old.

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