M A L U M
Michael: WTF DID YOU DO TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL HAIR!?
Calum: I should ask you the same man, I mean, you really need to lay off the dye for a while
Calum: no offence
Michael: uh huh, none taken
Michael: but seriously, dude! it's all... gone!
Calum: Ok, now I'm confused, are talking about my hair or yours?
Michael: THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE HOOD!
Calum: Okay, calm yo tits. I shaved it, what else do you want me to say?
Michael: ... but why?
Calum: Bc we're going back home to celebrate Christmas and whatnot. it's hella hot in Sydney, it annoys me.
Michael: Well, you could have just stayed in China...
Michael: SHIT DICK FUCKBALLS
Calum: hm... I like fuckballs. did you just make that up, mikey?
Michael: yep, I am truly a genius
Calum: let's give the guy a master in swearing. I mean, you're pretty good at it.
Michael: Aw, thanks bro
Calum: you're welcome <3
Michael: Hey, don't tell the others okay?
Calum: Tell them what?
Michael: I'm thinking of dying my hair again.
Calum; For fuck's sake...