Ashton: you know what the worst mistake of my life was?
Calum: wearing that purple shirt to our first rehearsal as a band?
Ashton: ... No 😒
Michael: oh, it would've been mine
Luke: guys shut up. Keep going ash
Ashton: thank you Luke. Anyways, my biggest mistake was doing the Rolling Stones interview
Calum: ... Damn that's a big one
Luke: I almost drowned in embarrassment and shock
Calum: a sex tape? Having sex with girls just bc we had gotten famous? Wtf
Luke: and the smirking... That creeped me out a little.
Ashton: I can't believe management allowed them to do that shit and not allow us to explain how it was all a set up to the fans
Calum: and to think how excited we were to do it
Calum: I dreamed of being on the cover of it
Michael: well with that ass it would've been a sin if you hadn't
Ashton: I wish the fans could know the truth
Luke: think of how many left the fandom and what they think of us as now
Calum: sometimes I wish we weren't famous
Michael: yo, don't go all Zayn on us now Cal
Calum: I would never, this band and you guys and the fans mean the world to me 💕